Ninji's tumblr thingy

I'm Ninji, also known as Treeki on some parts of the internet. I mostly just use this blog to post photos I take, but sometimes I reblog things and rant about stuff too.Also this is hella abandoned or something idk

[xninji]

generating text using markov chains? sign me the FUCK up t ✔ ʳᵉ) 👌 whtho my wht 👌👀👌 rig ghelkitht 💯 ghit goᵒᵒᵒ👌👌 whtay sod👌👌 👌 sood sore ght ʳᶦᵍʰᵉ) 👀👌НOO

I’ve been awake for 29 hours and I am probably finding this way more hilarious than I should be

[xninji]

wall nuts

[xninji]

the anatomy of the humble potato plant

[xninji]

does anyone else think this game is overrated?

[sexioto]

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

?????

????????

[jethrocane]

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

[mothlikestars-deactivated201703]

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

[handsomejackass]

easy guide for how to use skype:

dont talk to anyone

just keep it open sometimes

maybe change picture???

skype

[niknak79]

[xninji]

It’ll be all over soon buddy

[ecstasy-etzioh-deactivated20140]

[happytripawd]

<3

[lifehackable]

[endsofadream]

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

[jenna-w]

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

[stoned-ariesmermaid]

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

[fuck-kirk]

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

[springyjay]

[psyched-over-sykes-blog]

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

[radspyro]

[huskyhuddle]

Summer sunsets don’t compare to how gorgeous Ani is!

[happytripawd]

Beauuuty.

[magicul]

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

[uldrensov]

"excuse me your bra is showing" my bra? wait *flexes mucles* maybe you meant *rips off shirt* my bara is showing? *punches a bear*

[and-down-we-go]

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?" "How many can I get?" "I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.." "I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

[dennys]

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

[damaramegido]

i think you mean…

eggcellent

[xninji]

i feel a bit sick after reading this

[xninji]