Text || Kurt and Sam
Sam: Do you love me?
Kurt: ...sorry?
Sam: I'm asking since I need a partner for December 18th.
Kurt: How exactly does my hypothetical love for you play into Dec. 18? What's going on?
Sam: If you love me enough to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakening with me?
Kurt: I don't know if we have reached that stage in our relationship yet.
Sam: I know it's a big step.
Kurt: how come you want me to see it with you?
Sam: Because you're great friend.
Kurt: I don't even like Star Wars. But maybe I could...in return for something.
Sam: What would you like?
Kurt: homemade lunch this Saturday
Sam: You want me to cook?
Kurt: Yes, I heard you made a good sandwich for Rachel
Sam: It was technically my sandwich, but I felt bad and shared. For a moment I thought you were going to ask to get a peek at my six friends.
Kurt: Oh, well, still, she said it tasted delicious. What?! No, of course not!
Sam: It was. And you do not even know what six friends I am referring to! You're supposed to ask what I am talking about.
Kurt: Oh. What six friends were you referring to?
Sam: My abs. Haha.
Kurt: I need to learn to watch my guard around you.
Sam: What do you mean?
Kurt: Nothing. Just, you're really funny, that's all.
Sam: You really think so?
Kurt: Yes, I do. You always make me laugh.
Sam: Well, thank you very much, sir. wink
Kurt: You're welcome. So, do we have a deal?
Sam: Yes. Just hope you're not too disappointed if the lunch isn't what you've always dreamed of.
Kurt: It's okay, I'm not expecting Croque-Monsieur.
Sam: What's that?
Kurt: I'm not telling.
Sam: Kurt!
Kurt: What! It's not like you'll make it!
Sam:I thought Monsieur was French for dude. I'm not going to cook a dude for you!
Kurt: Sam, it's the name of the sandwich! It's not an actual person!
Kurt: It's a baked or fried boiled ham and cheese sandwich.
Sam: A manwich.
Kurt: Oh, Sam.
Sam: Oh, Kurt.
Kurt: Don't 'Oh, Kurt' me! I'm expecting that sandwich if I am seeing this movie for you.
Sam: You said "Oh, Sam" first!
Kurt: Must you turn this around on me?
Sam: But it's true. You said it first. At least I didn't make a dirty joke about it.
Kurt: Fine, you have a point. So, do I need to know anything about Star Wars before I see the movie?
Sam: Honestly, to understand it you probably should watch all the other six movies, but I won't force ya to do that.
Kurt: Uh, well, it couldn't hurt, I guess.
Sam: You're gonna sit through six movies!?
Kurt: You say that like I haven't watched a marathon of Project Runway in one sitting
Sam: but it's Star Wars.
Kurt: I'm not scared...I don't think.
Sam: You'll live, I promise. I'll die I'm sure, but you'll live.












