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follows back from winterprince

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

I always know,I’m #aware

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who can kick your ass because chances are she’ll be able to save it

[htgawm-gifs]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

me

[karlcat]

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

[aureat]

[froginsurance]

I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

[polochka]

[xomago]

pollycat78:

GoGo Tomago

[filmesss]

[despicabledeviousdesign-deactiv]

[fightersuggestion]

i am strong and you do not intimidate me

[bmwgifs]

[silent-and-lonely-deactivated20]

I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”

[coolforhim]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[dope-fashion-style-deactivated2]

Underestimate me so I can embarrass you.

(via dope-fashion-style)

[bloodyknucklxs-archived-deactiv]

you’re my best friend / wingman and this horrible, obnoxious human being has been hitting on me for an hour and wont take the hint so you come up and make out with me and wow i wasn’t expecting to see stars au 

[xomago]

people I call "dude."

male friends: dude

female friends: dude

cis friends: dude

queer friends: dude

trans friends: dude

my parents: dude

my boss: dude

the president: mr. dude

the queen: your dudeness

the pope: holy dude

people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal