Beep Beep

Tell me im pretty

[froginsurance]

i would like some insurance please - frog

Fraud insurance?

[lesbiantahani]

merry clitoris

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gaylor-moon]

who is she

[acoustickub]

[thedisneysupreme]

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

[tpt-moved]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[branza]

[unclefather]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[magbeth]

what if we all start using the cats movie to make those crying cat memes instead

[magbeth]

like this

[podcastwizard]

what if you chuck your bones off a bridge op

[gayedmundo]

I have a thought to express:

[danahatesyou2]

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Lawful chaotic

[frankpunisher]

im screaming into my pillow

[frankpunisher]

YALL

[mysticbaconslice]

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

[mysticbaconslice]

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

[mysticbaconslice]

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[twerklina]

[unclefather]

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[ladyananas]

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

[geekandmisandry]

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

[iamoutofideas]

Remember when people acted all weird about that figure skating show?

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

The olympics

[iamoutofideas]

no the other one?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

The Olympics 2

[iamoutofideas]

yeah thats it

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather