"Love, love love...what is it good for?"

- Indie Effy Stonem roleplay blog. Side Muse : OC Maisie Evans, Divergent fandom. Side muse: Ariana Stonem. will roleplay with any fandom. currently multi-ship. tracking the tag xonlyhumxn -

[vanessaglad]

#Divergent

[rpmemes-galore]

Height-related {Sentence Starters}

[burntbreadpeeta]

rpmemes-galore:

“Need me to help you reach that? 

“Now, who said that?”

“Get down here and say that to my face!”

“Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!”

“Life’s too short. I’m not!”

“Did you shrink since I last saw you?”

“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”

“I’m down here!”

“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”

“Do I need to get you a box to stand on?”

“You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?”

“Who are you calling a shrimp?!”

“If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.”

“Ha ha! I’m taller than you now!”

“You could probably still pass as a kid.”

“How’d you grow so much?!“ 

“Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”

[daryliisms]

               ❝ There’s a DEVIL at your door                                           And he grows, he grows

                                             So I been told he had a heart of GOLD                                                       And it grows, grows like a storm. ❞

[horrificmemes]

Threats [Sentence Starters]

“I’m going to kill you.” “I’ll destroy everything you love.” “I’m watching you.” “I could ruin your life.” “You’ll never escape me.” “I always know where you are.” “I’ll kill him/her/them.” “I know how to hurt you.” “I’ll ruin you.” “I’ll destroy you.” “It’s over for you.” “I’ll hurt the one you love most.” “I have eyes everywhere.” “You’re never safe.” “I’ll find you.”

[xonlyhumxn]

                                               ” I‘m o f f i c i a l l y off the r a i l s ,                                                                            you should t r y  it .“

• Independent Effy Stonem roleplay blog from Skins. 

• 6+ years of roleplaying experience.

• Para, one liners, gif / icon chats. Can do multi-para if necessary. 

• Multi-verse, multi-fandom, multi-ship.

• I am of age, blog is NSFW / OC friendly.

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[xonlyhumxn]

like this for a starter ~

[iwasnobodynothing-blog]

"Just some redneck asshole."

                                    Daryl Dixon TWD Semi-Selective Roleplay

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[gammaslamma]

Send my muse one of the following

[sassyteenhanni]

“Who did this to you?” “I’m ashamed of you.” “I hate you.” “You disgust me.” “I love you.” “Don’t go, please!” “Just leave already.” “I don’t care about you.” “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many dogs at once…” “I don’t love you.” “I lied.” “You’re pathetic.“  “You need to sleep sometime.“  “Come on, just hit me!“  “Leave me alone!” “Don’t touch me.” “I wish I’d never met you.” “You’re adorable.” “Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?” “Mind if I sleep here tonight?” “You’re beautiful.”

[xonlyhumxn]

Cute Starters

"I'm glad your home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[xonlyhumxn]

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

"I'll survive -- I've gone longer without it. Don't worry about it." A small shrug accompanied her words. sxaelida

[xonlyhumxn]

me: wants to rp with you

me: doesn't message you

me: is upset because you don't hear my telepathic messages

[herfanart]

Kaya Scodelario, 200x320

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[xonlyhumxn]

sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."

[savageheiress]

Bring up my muse's past, fuck them up, nothing is off limits

[xonlyhumxn]

Halloween Starters! 🍁🍂💀👻🎃

"So what are you going to be for Halloween?"

"Boo! Did I scare you?"

"You call THAT scary?"

"Eww, that costume is horrible. Change right now."

"Halloween without pumpkins is like Christmas without trees!"

"Worst. Carving. Ever."

"I know, my costume is amazing."

"Your costume is amazing!"

"Why don't we make this party a little scarier by playing truth or dare in the dark?"

"You call that a costume? It's like three tiny pieces of fabric!"

"I can't believe you're going as the same thing! One of us is going to have to change."

"Let's go for pumpkin spice lattes."

"Wanna go costume shopping with me?"

"Wanna go scare some kids?"

"Come on, dress up in it, for me."

"Are those fake vampire teeth in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"We could ditch this lame party and just make out next to the skeleton."

"Eww! There's pumpkin guts on me!"

"Um, I'm scared. Will you hold my hand?"

"I'm scared."

"No way am I going in there."

"Please go with me! I'll hold your hand the whole time."

"Help me decorate."

"Karaoke anyone?"

"Who wants to do Jell-O shots with me to celebrate?"

[xonlyhumxn]

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔: Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

[xonlyhumxn]

So hi

I haven't had Internet for like two months and I can't do this from mobile but hi guys I really miss you and hopefully I'll be back soon