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@trilly_weasley: if anyone's thinking of getting me a Christmas present, please donate to the children's hospital instead ❤️

#I'm going to be working until 9 again sigh ily all #tweet

text -> clefairy

lulu: and nothing makes me happier 💕💕💕💕

lulu: omg that's my favourite pokemon apart from pikachu, i'm so happy, bless you, bless your brother 💋💋

trilly: i'll tell him you said so. how are things with you?

#t: lulu

text -> magikarp

scout: are you going to get me socks for christmas

scout: it's probably the calm before the storm

scout: when are you coming back? it doesn't miss you back :/

trilly: course. i'll get you underwear too don't worry

trilly: appreciate the calm, young padawan

trilly: after thanksgiving. i hate you a lot

#t: scout #i am a preposition

text -> jigglypuff

ben: hEY NOW HEY NOW! your brother did this to US we're comedians

ben: dance out of prison like

trilly: this is what dreeeeaaaaaams are made of~

trilly: comedic idiots

trilly: aww, you remembered! nebraska is cold as fuck, thanks for asking, how's california?

trilly: you know how i do

#t: benjamin

text -> magikarp

scout: what the fuck you're rude. This is why you're my least favorite aunt

scout; anyway I'm great! life's fabulous. how's nebraska?

trilly: i'm never giving you gum again

trilly: is it? you're controlling the wrath of the women in your life well, then?

trilly: nebraska is cold as eff tbh. i miss california.

#because it's a noun and not an adjective duh god #t: scout

text -> jigglypuff

ben: its ok i just got off work hows yours????

ben: do you dance away from all situations

trilly: it's good besides trying to reorganize my contacts. all my friends are idiots, i have learned

trilly: of course, is there any other way to move around?

#t: benjamin

text -> magikarp

scout: i'll tell you when you tell me what pokemon i am

trilly: you're magikarp because you're funny looking

#i didn't call you dumb i called you A dumb so #it's different #t: scout

Best friend? you can only choose one.

But... it's a tie between Camille and my brother.

#someone join as her brother dammit #you know you want to be colin ford #Anonymous

text -> jigglypuff

ben: hi bae

ben: no way jigglypuff sings and people FALL ASLEEP how useful would that be? dont wanna listen to someone? sing so loud

trilly: how's your night going?

trilly: right and then give them a nice mustache and glasses and dance away. i basically do this anyway at sleepovers.

#t: benjamin

text -> magikarp

scout: ???? TRILLY

scout: who did you think I was?

scout: did you not understand my first text?

scout: team ROCKET?

scout: and I thought I was being clever

scout: :(

trilly: just

trilly: nevermind who i thought you were

trilly: how've you been, rocket?

#ily ok just love me back #t: scout

text -> butterfree

aves: boob

trilly: can you just

#i'm laughing ilysm #t: avery

text -> squirtle

charlie: it's a me a mario

charlie: wait fuCK!!! wrong brand :( :( :(

trilly: this night is really making me miss my old gameboy

trilly: you are actually my favorite pokemon so you should feel special, mario

#t: charlie

text -> clefairy

lulu: dOES IT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE, I LIKE BEING A PRINCESS

lulu: whats my pokemon hehehe

trilly: you are the princessiest person i know other than scout tbh

trilly: you are clefairy so you're a fairy princess

#t: lulu

text -> jigglypuff

ben: i want to be pikachu:/

ben: its superdickpic

ben: yo

trilly: oh hi loser

trilly: you're jigglypuff but i can change you to pikachu if you really want

#t: benjamin

text -> evee

evan: e VEE HEL L YEAH

evan: tis is i, evan

trilly: YES I AM SO SMART

trilly: is it okay if i call you evee forever? i think i'm going to

#t: evan

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