🥀

She is both, hellfire and holy water. And the flavor you taste depends on how you treat her.

[jee-q]

Sometimes you have to cancel all the fun shit get your money right, and better yourself.

[prettypositivity]

focus on getting healthy, getting money & getting your life together

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors

[moldyjunk]

KITTEN IN MY CAR

[moldyjunk]

BABY IS SAFE

[moldyjunk]

Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”

(one hour later)

Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

a good story

[tastefullyoffensive]

[catchymemes]

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

Must be an important raccoon.

[africanaquarian]

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Hella under rated tweet

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

[tarynel]

It happens

[itskyalenotkyle]

[nicegirlscomelast]

Big facts.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Niggas on Twitter not playing with yall

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Bro…..

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

💀💀💀💀💀 subpar service gets bad reviews 😂😂😂

[amazing--menace]

take out the subpar ones not everybody belongs IN SEX WORK!!!

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmao

[te-amo-corazon]

how you censor the dick tho 😂

[betterthankanyebitch]

[imoverallofit]

Drita always has a special place in my heart lol

[bob-belcher]

Remember..

[lindzbizkit-deactivated20191222]

[bestmarvelmate]

[crewman-penelope]

This is the best! And so focking accurate!!

[irollforinitiative]

My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because

1.) no gendered language

2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)

3.) Thor is here and Thor makes everything better 

[levynite]

why is this 120% accurate

[catchymemes]

[urfavecozygurl]

🎃