lorna morello's TRUE #1 fan

functionally dysfunctional edits • fic • an undying love for OITNB @xoxomorello on tiktok, AO3, AND instagram :p

[xoxomorello]

my gf probably hates me and if she does i'd understand because why am i impossible to talk to, it's like i'm an unmoving brick and she always has to do everything and i love her so much what is wrong with me

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[river-mort]

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[xoxomorello]

"i would kms if i was like you" as if you're not widely disliked for being an abuser LMAO

[xoxomorello]

i WOULD die tonight for love, how did you know?

[scorpion-rey]

Here’s the real personality indicator: put in the tags which heart emoji you prefer

[xoxomorello]

w-w-weezing on you

[xoxomorello]

i am so gay in an awful way

kill me now

[targetedknowledge]

[xoxomorello]

i've always loved getting clean

[mook-eyes]

girl help im having creative ideas beyond my artistic skill

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[xoxomorello]

drooling for historical fiction...

[xoxomorello]

i'm a sucker for summer camp romances i genuinely don't know why... i think its bc i wanted to go to summer camp so bad as a kid.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]