[figabee]

[book-caps]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[elfruits]

when i had my oscopies, i remember being asked about my college choices (i was 16) after being wheeled into the OR. the nurse said “eeh. you can do better,” then started arguing with the gastroenterologist about the application of watermelon in mixed drinks. i passed out a few seconds after that.

[emilywagnerrr]

Had ankle surgery a few months ago, got wheeled in to OR and the anesthesiologist had me counting down. Woke up from surgery and asked “when is my surgery happening?” Nurse in recovery room dramatically looked at me, looked at the giant cast on my leg, looked back at me and went “do you want some chocolate pudding?”

[sireneas]

[goddess-intuition]

🌼💐💓✨

[svnflower-blog]

I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[gtfoutdoors]

[higherclub]

[abdulmajeeds]

“You glow differently when you are in the right place with the right people.”

[ladiesuponladies-blog]

[xost]

[smothurs]

[amormedarei-deactivated20200116]

[xoyourfemme]

In the limbo between “I love being single and alone” and “god I want a relationship”

[heavyweightheart]

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

[softwaring]