I just. I luv reptiles

!!no jerks allowed!! She/Her

[xparapluiex]

An additional media to a fic I am doing (Best of Three, Knives Out on AO3)

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[transmortifried]

peak performance

[disarmedbyakiss]

not to be slutty or anything but i’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair

[xparapluiex]

not to be a complete harlot but i would like to hold your hand

[andyheckbody-deactivated2020042]

[fruit-preserves-pal]

new game: tag how many chuggas

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I say it about 8 times but that’s only because I forget what I’m doing

[xparapluiex]

i just say chugga chugga on and on and never say choo

[emirrart]

Thank u discord

[birdsareblooming]

Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles

[azuretheshitposter]

is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic

[khatharsis42]

He's a bad guy, but he's not a bad guy

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[mtsainthelens]

[xparapluiex]

you can if you can hack tho i think?

[heartmindalignedspirit]

Ana Martínez para Neo2

Nuestra antigua alumna del Curso Profesional Ana Martínez y Mario Ville nos muestran en esta nueva editorial para NEO2 su personal y contemp

✨These are going to make some Hellenics mad but the visuals are stunning🤩

[xparapluiex]

the only thing i hate is Zeus in sneakers

[home-and-having-tea]

The funniest trope by far is like… after The Villain Of The First Half Of The Series is defeated like… they just join the hero’s team and are a minor annoyance drinking coffee and being sarcastic and the heroes are just like “looks like we have an annoying roommate now great”

[xparapluiex]

the vegeta effect

[mizoguchi]

[xparapluiex]

who hurt them?

[xparapluiex]

I would like to thank the Gerudo for being introduced to me at my hormonal tween stage where I was just realizing I like boys and girls, and making sure that means I think big noses are really nice

[xparapluiex]

i'm so tired of being the first to reach out, and the last to be responded to. I haven't texted anyone since thursday, and haven't heard from a singular solitary soul. I could legit just... disappear, and no one would notice

[normal-horoscopes]

I just finished LOTR

Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.

Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.

[normal-horoscopes]

Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.

Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.

[normal-horoscopes]

Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”

I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”

[normal-horoscopes]

Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*

Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents. 

Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..

[normal-horoscopes]

Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*

Gandalf: …

Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.

[normal-horoscopes]

Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest you Samwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then

[normal-horoscopes]

Aragorn: We come to speak on beha-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I am very evil

Aragorn: Okay. Well, we come to nego-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I would totally kick your ass if my boss would let me

Aragorn: Look we-

Sauron’s Emmissary: Im so evil I don’t even have lips anymore

[xparapluiex]

Anyone else notice how Doc Oct in into the spiderverse says that only her enemies call her doc oct and her friends call her liv? And then Aunt May calls her liv when they show up.

whats up with that

[crosshairwife]

me tomorrow

[crosshairwife]

me today

[lhcpysots-deactivated20190728]

Don’t forgot you are part American

By being human

So you technically hate part of yourself

Maybe you should look for a therapist

[crosshairwife]

im polish

[the-one-under-your-bed]

This is the funniest fucking conversation on this site

[xparapluiex]

i mean even if you were american pretty fucking bold of them to think you don’t hate yourself like the rest of us

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Lol my large and handsome pig didn't find Anything of interest in your yard

[xparapluiex]

please apologize to him for me, I will make sure this isn’t the case tomorrow

[funny-tik-toks]

[thepurveyor2018]

The betrayal...

[vek-o]

It’s Gabumon

[xparapluiex]

any y’all know who this is?