[sonderin]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[letmebegaytodd]

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

[germanpostwarmodern]

Church St. Mauritius (1956) in Saarbrücken, Germany, by Albert Dietz & Bernhard Grothe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jluiette-deactivated20161129]

[rock-basstard]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Brian Slade and Ewan McGregor as Curt Wild in Velvet Goldmine

[anxietyproblem]

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[melisica]

“I’m tired. I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time.”

— The Green Mile

[cutecatpics]

The sleepiest boy Source: SonOfTheStars on catpictures.

[kitty]

[cutecatpics]

I have been claimed Source: NythilMahariel on catpictures.

[eilishess-blog]

frank&mikey

[thehopefulquotes]

Such wounds to the heart will probably never heal. But we cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever.

— Haruki Murakami

[voyagergifs]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[compassionvi]

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[robottommy-deactivated20200827]

i miss this