"They need you. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man... Start with the man part. Just be a man first..."
"You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall."
"He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll."
"I don't run. I stalk my prey."
"If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am."
"With all due respect, shut up."
"This is real? You really love me?"
"I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me."
"I like to remember all of my victories. Even the little ones."
"Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!"
"If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?"
"One question though. Who's Luke Skywalker?"
"How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? Yippee-kai-yay?"
"Sometimes, I think you're a bad person."
"Don't start with New Hope. Start with Phantom Menace. Everyone loves Phantom Menace."
"I will not let my last words to be a demand for pizza combos!"
"I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was."
"It’s a sweater. Why's it so soft?"
"You're no longer a perfect 10."
" You really love it here, don't you?"
"I think better when I'm blowing up avocados."
"My wife never came home."
"If you remember me, then you'll remember that a nerdy guy, like me, could make you happy."
"I think that you should kiss her."
"I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.""
"He's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance."
"This is my team and nobody is going to take us down."
"It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?"
"I was pretty proud of you...moron."
"I miss knowing kung fu."
"It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars."
"I want it noted that I took out six of their guys."
"We're gonna get married and be together, forever. I love you."
"Like the mother I never had."
"She is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women I have ever met.
"This is what happens when you draw your plans from Star Wars."
"You don't mind if I stick around a bit do ya?"
"You don't have the authority, pretend ya do."
"Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan...and he looks like me."
"Everyone hates me. I accept that."
"If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it."
"I haven't felt anything in years."
"I hate being a nemesis. Maybe I should take her out to coffee."
