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[doctordisaster]

New album: Our Teraflop Era

[asneakyfox]

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

[asneakyfox]

btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.

they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.

[catboy-waluigi-mangione]

Mitch making all those 20 minute phone calls

[polybatcest]

comics tumblr dashboard simulator

🌆 joethanyhater

joethany mcbridle is the worst character of all fucking time i swear to god i dont understand why he's so popular like can editorial get off his dick and stop giving him so much attention

#kill joethany mcbridle #joethany mcbridle #joethany critical

🦉 joethanystan

its crazy how joethany mcbridle is getting shoved to the side so much like he's genuinely one of the most fascinating characters of all time and i dont get why editorial doesnt wanna do anything interesting with him these days

#justice for joethany mcbridle

🌙obscuresyournighthearts

GUYS OMG WE'RE SO FUCKING BACKKKK OBSCURA NIGHTHEART WAS IN THE MOST RECENT SUPERFIGHTDEATHWARS ISSUE!!!!!! MY GIRLLLLL

[4px tall screenshot of obscura nightheart standing in the back of a crowd]

🏹 deerbowmanshungcock

porpoisefam fans cannot be fucking serious "truly the characters of all time" "who else is doing it like them" the hummingbirdfam. the eaglefam. THE FUCKING DEERFAM???? literally so many other characters are doing it just like them and BETTER how about you read some actual fucking comics!!!!!

#'ill never get enough of the porpoisefam' WELL THE REST OF US HAVE!!! #not vaguing anyone just frustrated lol #vent

🦇 porpoisefam4ever

ill never get enough of the porpoisefam truly the characters of all time who else is doing it like them

🐦 you

i just finished reading deathmarch hunters (1987). i really loved it! definitely had its flaws but overall the writing was so good, mikeguy namedude really understands the characters and i really liked his take on deerbowman :)

⚡ justice4hummingbirdfam

I AM SO. SICK. OF THE FUCKING PORPOISEFAM!!!!!!!!!!!

📕 yourmostbelovedmutual

every time i remember that deathmarch hunters (1987) exists i get so angry i start eating drywall. mikeguy namedude should be executed in the streets

#like at this point i seriously dont think we'll ever recover from the damage he did to deerbowman #remember when deerbowman was a good character.... i do......

🚬 porpcestshipper

like its not like i have anything against bluey i just truly do not get why bluey x porpoisefam crossovers are so common???

💙 blueporploveforever

how about you shut the fuck up and let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy

🚬 porpcestshipper

people can enjoy whatever they want i just dont get why anytime i go into the porposefam tag on ao3 there's like 80 fics on the first page where bluey's parents are abusive and she goes to crime city and gets adopted by porpoiseman????

😊 porpsareblue

friendly psa: you can filter out fics like this on ao3 by finding the "crossovers" section under "filters" and switching "include" to "exclude"!

🚬 porpcestshipper

ok that's cool. i already know how to do that and i do already do that. people can keep writing this, i truly dgaf if people like it, i just dont get what the appeal is?? like if you just want porpoiseman to adopt a plucky young child there's already a bunch of those in the porpfam canon, including some who fsr get less attention in the fandom than bluey

🐶 islippedonmybeans

ok but can we also talk about how 1) all of these fics completely demonize bandit and chili from flawed but loving and generally very good parents into total monsters and 2) seem to totally forget that bingo exists??? like bluey has a whole ass sister!!!!! does she just get left with chili and bandit in these fics? if we're playing for a second in a space where bandit and chili ARE abusive, what are the ethical implications of porpoiseman just leaving bingo with them?

🚬 porpcestshipper

ok you know what yeah let's talk about this. what ARE the ethical implications of porpoiseman leaving bingo with her abusive parents

💖 porpman-is-porpboys-dad

hey just wanna give a psa for everyone reblogging this post: i scrolled through porpcestshipper's blog and unfortunately found some evidence that they ship porpcest. really really gross to see a literal predator not only trying to ingratiate themselves into fandom spaces with minors but making posts about a show for actual children. please stay safe everyone <3

🚬 porpcestshipper

anyone in this thread smoke weed

💣 problematicvillainstan

ok everyone always talks about how captain hummingbird is a "good dad" to babybird but can we please talk about how he is a literal actual in canon child abuser. like did everyone else forget about when he admitted on-panel to beating babybird while babybird was standing in the background looking like he was having fucking ptsd flashbacks and it got played off like it was funny

[panel from a comic written in 1978 where captain hummingbird makes a joke about spanking babybird for being out past his bedtime and babybird grins and rolls his eyes in the background]

like he is actually an iredeemable monster idk why people still try to make excuses for him. if you like captain hummingbird at this point thats literally just abuse apologism im sorry but it is

#cw abuse #cw child abuse #captain hummingbird stans dni

🐬 comicbooksuperfan

wait you guys actually read comics

#i thought that was just jokes......

[doctordisaster]

Seeing all these posts about the USMNT and frankly, I didn't realize other countries had mutant ninja turtles

[aichu-dechu]

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[doctordisaster]

Bartender at my usual spot like "you sticking around for the Netherlands game?" and I cannot emphasize enough that this game starts at three in the fucking morning. I am an old man, dave

[doctordisaster]

So one of my Dutch professors a while back used she/they pronouns, and I used them appropriately and didn't think anything of it until literally just today when I realized — wait...that's just zij?

To clarify-slash-nerd-out, Dutch does not have different words for "she" and "they." This is unique to that pronoun pair, too. There's a "he" so it's not a lack of plurality distinction like in English "you." There's also an "it" unlike in romance languages where everything is gendered. Honestly, Dutch has an unholy fuckton of pronouns generally; you have emphasized and unemphasized versions of most things, formal or informal yous in both plural and singular variants, plus goofy stuff like jouw that I'm still getting a handle on. Honestly, thank god half of them are homophones (u vs uw??? Fuck uw) because otherwise I'd never have gotten past pronouns to learn any of the rest of the goddamned language. It's just this random weird thing that you use the same word for she and they and you can only tell which one was meant from the plurality of the verb.

Which is all to say that 1) I've just realized that every single woman in the Netherlands uses she/they pronouns and 2) I've just realized that my professor who moved to the United States and did all of their university studies in English and is now teaching in an English-only degree program might be fucking with the anglophones in their life a lil bit

[doctordisaster]

I will never get over the fact that somebody in this country took as bitchass a song as "heyyyyyyy baby I want to know if you'll be my girl" and made it a jock jam of all goddamn things, mainly by adding a HOO. HAH. to the chorus

[doctordisaster]

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[doctordisaster]

It is OKAY everyone I found a place that sells BINGSU we are BACK

[doctordisaster]

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[northshorewave]

Really is astonishing from the perspective of 1996 or even 2006 how badly we collectively just fucked up the internet. From promise of a bright new future to structurally-collapsing delusion-inducement-machine that somehow impoverishes the brick-and-mortar economy while simultaneously being unable to support itself, in one generation. Everyone has their own villains of choice for it but let's not lose sight of the bigger picture. This would be like Spain beginning the age of sail circa 1500 and by 1530 the ships were all made of lead and crewed by drunks and everyone had forgotten how sails work.

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[doctordisaster]

Amsterdam life

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[doctordisaster]

Listen maybe this is because the small european country I live in is the Netherlands and the Dutch have a lot of feelings about apples but they absolutely DO NOT have fewer cultivars or simpler naming conventions than the US. Apples are complicated for the same reason dogs are complicated; we have been breeding various differently useful versions of this species basically since we learned to ugh brugh our way through a conversation.

[doctordisaster]

I'm ok and everything is fine, why do you ask

[doctordisaster]

I'm actually not sure anyone has defined this better than I just did and I'm drunk off my ass