Infect me with your Wonderland

[polyglottery]

[bugpumpkin]

"I'll uh,, put the kettle on then" An unwanted guest has entered your house unexpectedly and now you have to entertain them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lonely-my-middle-name]

Artist: Skvllpel

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[aiplejuice]

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

[chaneajoyyy]

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

[moan-s]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[love]

by David Shrigley

[errorschacha]

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[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

[non-suspiciousname]

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[offcollection]

[unbotheredmuse]

[hashtaglmao]

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

[dokidoki-artichokee]

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

[insect-charm-deactivated2016060]

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

[ellierose101-deactivated2018120]

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

[scoutsmoocrew]

[leghorn]

[mr-downer]

yeah how come there isn’t male cow milk 🤔

[scope-dogg]

There is but I wouldn’t recommend it

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[moan-s]

[starei]

oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world

[xpixie-dollx]

https://arousr.com/Edenn

Hi, I'm Eden and I'm a very naughty and playful girl. I love being told what to do and put in my place. If I misbehave I know my bouncy roun

[beggerprince72]

glynis johns

[pocord14]