professional eepyhead

kiss the my ass she/they/it 💛🤍💜🖤 / 💙🩷🤍🩷💙

[xps-8300]

dies. brutally and fatally.

[xps-8300]

they should give me unlimited weed and alcohol among other things but only when im around people i like and trust

[xps-8300]

ivy (me) replacement theory

they replaced me while i was in carbondale that's why im so Fucked Up

[xps-8300]

[xps-8300]

smut is such a good song. many good memories of it.

[xps-8300]

singing tom lehrer songs in the car is one of the best things ever

[xps-8300]

they should make a new version of me that sleeps at a normal time and is normal

[xps-8300]

hey nyquil driver

it's nyquil drivin' time

[habken]

cat !!

[habken]

angsty request : grace reacting to colts accident

sure thing

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[pipebombgf]

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[pipebombgf]

[xps-8300]

testicular torsion

[xps-8300]

ave maria, gee it's good to see ya gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an' doin' the vatican rag!

[xps-8300]

i should learn how to present (and dress) myself in a way i actually like

[xps-8300]

scary fact no. 68

there is a texas

[xps-8300]

they always talk about how everybody wants a rock to wind a string around but i don't believe that's true? i do not want a rock, and i do not see the appeal of winding a string around a rock. they might be giants are FRAUDS and do not understand everybody's actual needs.

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time