What the fuck?

I'm in voltron hell, pls send some food.

[skyrigel]

[itsscottiesstark]

Starting Good Omens S1:

Ending Good Omens S2:

[irdkbutdontask]

My biggest fear is probably my parents finding out about my obsession with gay ships of any kind

[whitesheepwrites]

"Cartoons are for little kids, adults shouldn't--"

BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THE GODDAMN CARTOON

[keiffeine]

“it’s time to move on from voltron” i say as i rewatch it again for the 817383rd time

[squidbroom]

does roommate’s anathema prevent bdsm

[chapter-61]

oh my god

[abeted-deactivated20161224]

since it’s consensual and both want it to happen, i think it wouldn’t? idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

why do these things exist why (im screaming rn) why does this post exist /why/ BDSM OH MY GOD yeah but I bet the anathema would be chill like “oh this shits pretty fuckin weird and intense but its consensual so I don’t think I have to numb their arms and shit” (that would probably be pretty fuckin kinky though)

[squidbroom]

(¬‿¬)

[sncwbaz]

lmao that one time our fandom was disloyal to our reputation of being smol and innocent dorks. 

[snowbazrosebuds]

we’re never smol or innocent

it’s all a facade

this fandom is full of freaks

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

guilty as charged

[snowbazandpennybunce]

Okay but imagine if the Anathema didn’t prevent BDSM

“Penny, can you do my homework for me this week?  My hand’s frozen up.”

“Simon, have you been fighting with Baz again?  I thought you two were together now or something…”

*Awkward silence*

“Merlin and fucking Morgana Simon.  I don’t want to know.  Keep me out of this.”

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

penny is done with their bullshit I can imagine baz trying to hide his frozen leg at football and during the game he and simon make eye contact and simon smirks bc baz can barely run and baz glares like “this is your fault it was your fuckin idea” and of course simon gives him this look like “well, you seemed to enjoy it /quite/ a bit so I dont know why you’re complaining” and just

[squidbroom]

how the fuck do you hide the fact that your foot is frozen while you play football

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

idk m8 ask baz

[snowbazandpennybunce]

At half-time, Baz’s leg feels like it’s going to snap and he has to sit out.  Of course, Coach Mac asks why the hell one of their best football players is refusing to play football. 

You could hear Simon laughing from across the field.

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

FUCKING CACKLING baz makes sure they don’t do anything before a game ever again OH BUT WHAT IF THEY FOUND AN EMPTY ROOM SOMEWHERE NO ANATHEMA BAZ COULD PUT LOCKING SPELLS AND ANTI NOISE SPELLS NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT A THING (except penny ofc)

[snowbazandpennybunce]

They like to think that they’re Super Secretive and shit but everyone’s learnt to recognise their sex hair by now (Baz always tries to spell it tidy but it never really works perfectly) and they’re just waiting to see how long it’ll take before they get caught.

Until Baz and Simon walk into a classroom with the right ties and come out again with the wrong ones.

(They don’t realise until Niall points it out to Baz, smirking.)

(He doesn’t talk to Niall for at least a week.)

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

SEX HAIR WHY HAS THIS NEVER BEEN DISCUSSED WE NEED SEX HAIR FANART WE NEED FICS /EVERYTHING/ JUST CANON SNOWBAZ WHILE AT WATFORD TRYING TO HIDE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BITING A PILLOW ONLY GOES SO FAR MY FRIENDS

[snowbazandpennybunce]

Come on, nobody believed that Baz had naturally straight hair.  It’s as bent and kinky as his personality.  Whenever he walks out of the classroom afterwards, it’s wavy and parted to one side, like he’s not even bothering to try and slick it back anymore.  (Simon loves it wavy.  He runs his hands through it all the time.  That’s at least 99.99% of the reason why Baz starts leaving it natural.)

Simon has naturally messy hair anyway, so his sex hair is suspiciously tidy-looking, like he’s tried to spell it brushed.  No one bothers to tell him that this is more of a giveaway than it being messy.

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

“kinky as his personality” HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I AM SCREAMING

[snowbazandpennybunce]

BRUH HE CANONICALLY HAS A TAIL KINK AND A WEIRD SPITTING THING

NEED I SAY MORE?

Also I like how half of this is just us shouting headcanons at each other and the rest is people going “Oh ffs what the fuck have we started”

[squidbroom]

mayday mayday the ship is sailing into uncharted territories

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

we are very far past uncharted territory my friend

[snowbazandpennybunce]

We’ve gone past unchartered territory and fallen off of the edge of the world into the Fuck It We Have No Boundaries zone

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

@ everyone please come join us. we have kinky snowbaz and scones. yes.

[rebel-sun]

@21shadesofyazy this is why you need to read Carry On ASAP look at this thing we did we’re fuckin hilarious

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

I forgot to mention we have sentient doors and spells. we also have some amazing fic

[occurrens]

This is incredible oh my god

[lilaccure]

I leave this fandom. I leave this fandom for 5.3 seconds 5.3 seconds….

And this shitstorm happened.

[aphrobites]

We’re disturbed. You can ask anyone now. … I love it.

[squidbroom]

to be fair this happened a while ago

[snowbazandpennybunce]

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHO KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK WHY IS IT NOT DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL YET

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

WHAT IS THIS IM SCREAMING

[basiltonpitchbitch-blog]

*Snowbaz casually fuck in broom cupboard*

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

*somebody opens the cupboard to get a broom* Oh fu- not again come on you two!

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

FUCK THIS IS BACK AGAIN

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

YOU STARTED IT

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

guilty as charged

i egged this post on

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

You “can imagine baz trying to hide a frozen leg at football” you did more than egg this on you were like every third comment

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

*maniacal laughter*

I REGRET NOTHING

HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

I know you don’t and I’m glad because this post is great

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

thank you friend

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

You are welcome

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

accurate

[abeted-deactivated20161224]

ok but discussing kinky snowbaz sex, how kinky do you think simon would be?? like we all know that baz is a kinky motherfucker but what about simon??? what would he be into?? does he have a daddy kink?? does he like to be handcuffed?? i nEED TO KNOW

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

oh my god handcuffs

[squidbroom]

i leave for five seconds… simon probably has a praise kink because of the way he was raised but¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

I bet baz loves giving simon praise bc its like “oh my god the boy I have been in love with is getting off on me and my words and my praise this is truly a dream come true

[thejanitorfriend]

ok i’m sorry I have to ask but… with the whole frozen arm thing… what if they got, let’s say ‘tangled’, when anathema kicked in.  and kind of lying there, stuck.  until penny walks in.  and they don’t even know where to begin explaining themselves (and asking for help omfg)

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

oh ym god

[annabethvicit]

jfc 

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

sorry m8

[annabethvicit]

you’re not sorry

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

no. I am not.

[sunflowergirl36]

i have to let you all know that i love this post and i love you guys this fandom is amazing

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

[squidbroom]

things i have learned

baz is a kinky af (no pun intented (well actually) )

simon probably has a praise kink

the fandom is messed up

[kevinspice]

Ladies and gentleman… The Post

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

goddammit its back

[myrosebudbabies]

I vow to reblog this every time I see this

[chromonbro]

Holy fuck

[squidbroom]

why is this back (in a stunning turn of events this has 2000+ notes)

[theboredbori]

Seriously guys, I love this post xd 

[ichooseyousnowbaz]

this is gold

[simonsinfuriatingnemesis-blog]

i am honestly so glad i have seen this with my own eyes what

[baz-pitch-the-bitch-blog]

I feel both blessed and like I have Sinned™

[cissa-bee]

omg it’s back

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

I fucking hate this post

[carryonsimoncarryon]

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

[allthesourcherryscones]

You made me read this with my own two eyes

[hopelesslyinlovewithchapter61]

Am I the only one who’s happy it is back… yes?… ok…. *burnin’ in hell*

[baz-pitch-is-gay]

THE POST

[flap-flap]

Wait but just adding something here ,, what if it helped them out ?? Like if they get their body parts frozen ,, what about ,, down there. the anathema is just being a bro and helping baz out. He’s a vampire, he doesn’t have much blood in him. He needs some help.

[baz-pitch-is-gay]

oh… OH

[carryonmybloodylovelies]

Okay how the fuck have I never read this I’m crying this fucking gOLD

I’m so in love with this fandom ;-;

[boyinjeans]

i’m bringing The Post back.

what if they actually have a kink for the anathema freezing them up so that’s why it happens so often?? (that and they’re just kinky af. the anathema kink is a bonus.)

[angelsfalling16]

The anathema kink would make the freezing up worse because they would keep doing things without waiting to be unfrozen.

So would their entire bodies eventually be frozen at some point because of this kink because they simply couldn’t control themselves?

[boyinjeans]

simon and baz getting stuck either 1) in each other 2) on each other or 3) they literally cannot finish because they’re so frozen

[angelsfalling16]

Okay but how long are they frozen and stuck together? And how long will it take for someone (most likely Penny) to find them?

Baz will have to feed at some point and Simon is always hungry. After a while will they need to be given separate rooms for their safety? Then they wouldn’t even have to worry about the anathema (or that kink)

[boyinjeans]

the mage giving simon and baz separate rooms because they hump each other to exhaustion & to the point of jeopardizing their safety

[angelsfalling16]

The conversation would be made better by the fact that the mage knows that Simon is his son. Can you imagine what would be going through his head when he realizes that his son is dating Baz and has some sort of weird kink?

[boyinjeans]

“i’m disowning you for real this time.”

[kinkybazsmolsnow]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

I am shocked.

[angelsfalling16]

I’m sorry but after I remembered this post existed, I couldn’t stop myself from reblogging it. Also the last the time I reblogged it was exactly 3 years ago yesterday, so it was time to share it again. And I love the new replies that have been made since the last time I saw this post!

[xpurpleshadesx]

Thank Merlin I found this!!!!!! Is amazing

[fandoms-or-life]

Me: Do you have any jeans that’ll make my long term crush /rival realise they’re not straight and fall in love with me?

Salesperson:*reassessing their life choices*…

[hyacinthsgareth]

your honor, i love they

[xpurpleshadesx]

Its been 3 days since awtwb and I've read it twice....

[letraspal]

AWTWB spoilers without context

[existential-labrador]

[aithusea]

klance hc again

lance: we gotta keep this a secret from the rest of the team

keith: *on his lap* youre right how do we do that

lance: we *kiss* have got to *kiss* be more *kiss* subtle abt this *kiss*

keith: right *kiss*

*******

shiro: *walks in*

shiro:,,,why are you on his lap keith

keith: *wraps his hands around lance’s neck pretending strangle him*

lance: werE FIGHTING

lance: CMON COWARD

lance: KILL ME NOW

keith: I WILL HAVE NO MERCY

shiro: *visible fear*

[thevebleneffect]

fanfiction is the only thing keeping me from breaking down every two days and i still cry while reading fanfic ffs

[iksiudodi]

klance klance klance klance klance klance

[raiyakun]

Will you please?

Bonus:

A spiritual sequel to these drawings I made forever ago ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡ that I still can't find the raw file of because my computer has 983479238492384 file folders help

[stars-insight]

my favorite two lines in the whole book.

[klutzyfox-archive-deactivated20]

Baz-"I want to kiss him,then go'

Fandom-Then do it.Kiss him.What is stopping you?(But DO NOT GO)

Baz-"Simon" I say

Fandom-DO IT!!(kiss him)

Baz-and then he kisses me

*Reading ahead*