[ninileebtt]

hey nana...

[idontexist734]

proud to say that i once said "don't put me in boxes, im claustrophobic"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[idontexist734]

probably a lesbian or something but between the overwhelming need to cry and my terrifying assesments i dont think i have time for that

[xrns]

"Smoking kills you know" yeah well so do people but you don't bat an eye at the millions of innocent people being murdered by Israel as we speak so just shut the fuck up and let me have my cigarette

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[heartattackinblackdye]

her name is noelle 😳💖i had a dream 💭 about her 🤔✅ she rings my bell 🔔 got gym class in half an hour ⏰ 🏃 💨 look how she rocks 🪨 in keds and tube socks 🧦💥 but she doesn’t 🙅🙅know who i am 😓and she doesn’t give a damn about me ‼️‼️

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[xrns]

I thinking there is a misconception. The real phrase should be "the government doesn't want you to know" but when you say that everyone calls you a conspiracy theorist

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[xrns]

I thinking there is a misconception. The real phrase should be "the government doesn't want you to know" but when you say that everyone calls you a conspiracy theorist

[everyoneisanavatar]

himiko toga is an avatar of the flesh/slaughter

HIMIKO TOGA FROM BNHA IS AN AVATAR IF THE SLAUGHTER AND THE FLESH!

[xrns]

The feeling when you listen to your playlist for the first time in a while and you rediscover the secret gems you hid in there 6 months ago

[c-nst-ll-t--n]

Archives squad, a question for ya: do you think Mary Keay ever cut Gerry's hair as a punishment?

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[duck-from-hell-offical]

until I learn someones pronouns on this hellsite I just assume they are an eldritch creature beyond my comprehension.

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr