Hello Paulo!

HAJIMEMASHITE!! I'm Paulo. The guy formerly known as xscissor. 35 year old tito/uncle/ojisan/ahjussi from PH 🇵🇭. Still looking for that pandesal kind of love. ❤

[xscizors]

index post with commonly used tags coz why not

[angel--cassie]

[peaceoftina]

[xscizors]

when parents are both earth signs (virgo, capri) + you are lazy virgo = dealing with tiring unnecessary anger bursts all day 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[mysticdragon3md3]

[xscizors]

when the masters of complaining and nitpicking get annoyed on why you complain and nitpick so much

like, i learned it from you guys?!?! what do you mean?!?!??

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[8nin]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[findingcassiopeia]

Current mood. Hahaha (Hulyen Comics)

[pangur-and-grim]

little guy missed his jump

[pangur-and-grim]

he vexes me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Chin-ups are part of his routine

[unfortunate-beetle-and-friends]

Two authors I follow on Tumblr are interacting... *hyperventilates like an astronomer witnessing an incredibly rare conjunction of planets*

Why am I like this...

Reminded of the time I somehow ended up in a conversation with three dog trainers whose books I read about how thoroughly to prick a potato before cooking to prevent exploding potatoes.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like the cats okay

[starkdirewolflove]

Not mine but one of my favourite Simpsons memes.

[maryoliveoil]

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[jetix]

A Kermode Bear goes hunting, 2021/10

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[icaseybaybee]