XSPLOSIVE

Yo, I draw stuff sometimes!

[depsidase]

[melessiaarts]

The Cat in the Ventilation Shaft

[quietdoppelganger]

OP you are the first person I’ve ever encountered whose story vibes are on par with Junji Ito’s

[sexhaver]

you're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

[elect-elecman]

merry cabinet man everybody

[elect-elecman]

Y’ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

[gemineyyes]

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

[dumbbadger]

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

[armedandgayngerous]

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection. 

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it. 

[unclevertitle]

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

[unlocklist]

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[ash-ofpallet]

[jetix]

[Death Note x Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo] Shonen Jump 2004 #1795

[bh-l]

MOB PSYCHO 100 + Manga Covers Vol. 1 - Vol. 12

[innocentidol-deactivated2021122]

[azuremist]

Pikachu uses neopronouns and James approves!!!!

[a-flaming-idiot]

He doesn’t just approve, James is excited to find out Pikachu’s pronouns!

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…

[kittensnax]

[catasters]

[tombofnull]

Frog.

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[thetrashchronicles]

Your man thinks caramelizing onions means putting caramel on onions