[hexereiwitch-deactivated2019052]

Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator 

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

[exotic-crystal-dancer]

Useless Fire Witch.

If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.

[perse-phoneee-deactivated202007]

Educated urban witch.

I approve!

[orriculum]

Modern crystal witch

Eh close enough

[tinybeanqueer-deactivated202306]

goth hex witch lol

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

I got gay solar witch and I feel very attacked.

[caitlynlynch]

Dumbass astrology witch i feel SEEN

[thestarfishdancer]

vampire love witch… I think this has got me and @thebibliosphere mixed up…

[thebibliosphere]

You know normally I’d agree, but considering I got “exhausted vampire witch” I think you’re going to have to own to that one.

[feyre-fireheart-cursebreaker]

Quiet hedge witch… sick

[feyreofthewildfire]

ancient fae witch ayeee

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

alright you nearsighted motherfuckers

rb this and tag your age when you first got glasses

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #sjm trash.

[memories]

if posts were cats, I would have 1394 cats, which actually sounds about right.

[memories]

My body is but a #nesta archeron temple.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[everydayery]

REBLOG HELP ME MONEY DOG

[heavenspeach]

My bank account needs you money dog

[vesblkboi24]

Money dog

[uparxw-sta-asteria]

Who knows?.

[chili-crab0811]

Hey money dog I really wanna get my hair done could you hook me up? Thank u I love u

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud help I have a U.S. history test tomorrow and I'm gonna FAIL. Give me some tips. Tell me what the fuck a federalist is. All I know is Alexander Hamilton was a dumbass.

someone Help Them

[feyreofthewildfire]

OKAY SO

The Federalist Party believed in a strong federal government with lots of authority, led by A. Ham. On the opposing side was the Democratic-Republicans who believed in state rights out of a totalitarian government like Britain, led by Thomas Jefferson.

If you need anymore elaboration let me know!! I’m supes obsessed with the musical and LIVE for AP US History.

[feyreofthewildfire]

happy birthday feyre darling 🖤

[feyreofthewildfire]

Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you receive this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications

oh wow thank you so much!!!!

1) musical theatre! even sad musical theatre makes me happy. i’m particularly attached to kerrigan & lowdermilk at the moment.

2) this boy that i like. he’s a really, really good friend and that’s the important part though. he keeps me from imploding due to self-induced stress haha

3) language! i read mary shelley’s mathilda over the weekend and it’s so so so beautiful (and simultaneously super messed up but in a brave new world kind of way). i find deep joy in finding excerpts from early 20th century poets/authors on my dash.

4) history is something i really really enjoy, as well as politics (to an extent). i also be happening to be doing ap us history at the moment.

5) netflix comedy specials lift my soul when it needs lifting. the classic john mulaney’s kid gorgeous at radio city and iliza shelsinger’s elder millennial along with hasan minhaj’s homecoming king all are very near and dear to me.

[proseandpeonies]

Okay but, Pom Klementieff as Manon

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[annaxbolina]

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

[jaamesbbarnes-deactivated202101]

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

2: What scene did you first put down?

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

5: What part was hardest to write?

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

7: Where did the title come from?

8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

11: What do you like best about this fic?

12: What do you like least about this fic?

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Aside from all the other reasons it’s gross, humor that’s based on degrading women and minorities is plain lazy. If you can’t make people laugh without punching down, you’re just not funny.

Just be kind and weird. Be absurd. It’s not that hard.

[funky-art-cactus]

I make people laugh by punching down myself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

That’s because of toxic societal teachings.

Be an anarchist: love yourself.

[funky-art-cactus]

I feel compelled to tell you that this is now wallpaper for both my lockscreen and my homepage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give us the pics

[funky-art-cactus]

Also, while we’re here, I also wanna say that this shitpost has actually touched me. Like I’ve had serious loving comments from friends and family about caring about myself, and this has somehow made a bigger impact. This post legit brought me to tears. I have it written on my hand and it’s probably going to be written many other places. And that’s why it’s my wallpaper

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m proud of you, you funky little anarchist melon ball

[artemis-hurt]

Love yourself out of spite

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Love yourself out of spite

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@ everyone considering this for a tattoo: remember you can commission @theshitpostcalligrapher to design it for you!

[straightupsapphic]

OKAY SO I ACTUALLY KIND OF LOVE MAKING PHONE BACKGROUNDS SO I MADE THESE AND YOU GUYS CAN USE THEM IF YOU WANT AND ALSO IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING DIFFERENT I CAN DO THAT

(THAT THEMATIC JUXTAPOSITION THO)

I GUESS THAT’S ALL BYE

[semi-iconic]

I also made a background

[feyreofthewildfire]

have some more + the handwritten overlay i made :)

[god-quit-deactivated20200422]

hey fellas, reblog this post before 31-10-18 23:59 and you will recieve a spoopy surprise in your inbox ^•^

[sun-flower-siren]

EVERY PERSON

EVERY SINGLE PERSON

WHO REBLOGS

WILL BE GIVEN A SUPER HERO/VILLAIN NAME

AND THEIR USELESS SUPER POWER

IN THEIR ASK

[carbonated-water-official]

what is me

[stardust-danvers-archive-deacti]

GIMME I WANNA KNOW

[donfai]

lololololll

[feyreofthewildfire]

COURT OF DREAMS - an acotar playlist

fall in line christina aguilera & demi lovato // bird set free sia // brighter against the current // clean taylor swift // coming down halsey // ground control all time low ft. teagan and sara // grey area sam tsui // i am not yours arr. z. randall stroope // young god halsey // trouble - stripped halsey // perfect illusion lady gaga // strange love halsey // immortals fall out boy // all of the stars ed sheeran // alone together fall out boy // fixed sam tsui // who you are jessie j // stone cold demi lovato //

[feyreofthewildfire]

you know when you feel that untameable urge to create but you lack any and all inspiration so you kinda just stare at the blank version of whatever medium you create in for hours??

i’ve been staring at a blank google doc for three hours now. all i want to do is write but the words won’t come and i should really update my fic on ao3 but there’s no inspiration and i just ugh someone help