hot mess

Maggie, 22, constantly confused, and terrible at talking about myself.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[deejay]

I have found the greatest video ever.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[deviantlydino]

I think I will reblog this a second time

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[aforest2006remaster]

[a-wild-andrew-appeared]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

im-

[labias]

not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends

[dankmemeuniversity]

[neverfuckaspideronthefly-deacti]

[toastbutteregg]

[virginiaisforhaters]

so i’m checking the news and there’s this article about apple i want to read and 

here’s what happens if you click on it

i guess they mad but also like… censorship…

[virginiaisforhaters]

here’s the article if you want to remove the ability of apple to record exactly where you go how you get there and how long you spend there 

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[toastbutteregg]

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[toastbutteregg]

[thebootydiaries]

girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?

her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?

[thebootydiaries]

The doorbell rings.

“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.

“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.

I freeze. “Who?”

“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.

I start to sob.

“Hi.” Greets a booming voice, sending shivers down my spine. I turn around to come face to face with a tall figure. I gulp as Harry Styles cheekily grins back at me.

[llemonyfresh]

this post physically entered my DNA and rewired it via homologous recombination and now i have eczema

[despazito]