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Thisss is very much how it went.. like hello satosugu got married and adopted megumi, tsumiki, nanako and mimiko.
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This probably has been said before, but there's a lot of things that JJK could be or is about, but one of the prevailing themes is always love. Platonic love, familial love, romantic love, etc. Just... love. It's always love.
Things always happen because of love, because people loved. The characters do and say things because of love. Love that they have for someone, and love that someone has for them. Love that they have for others, and love that others have for them. Some of the worst things happened because of love, because people were loving and caring in a society that thrives off hatred and neglect.
To love and be loved in JJK is to endure agony and torture. It's heartache and heartbreak. It's grief and misery. Love in JJK is to suffer in paradise. It's the best and worst thing. It's both a blessing and curse. Sometimes in the most literal way.
Of course, Satoru put it into words much more simply:
"Love is the most twisted curse of all."
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It was Jason Birthday and I forgot, so now to compensate, I will write and smut for him. Xoxo <3
Warnings: unprotected sex, oral f/m reciving, fluff, she/her reader.
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Couldnt imagine a better feeling.
Megumi, yuji and reader where Yuji asks stupid questions about sex and Megumi letâs on that heâs extremely knowledgeable.
âY/n, youâre a girlâŚ.â
You flicked your eyes up from over your phone at Yuji who was leant over the back of the sofa staring at you,uncomfortable and nervous.
âLast I checked.â
âOf courseâŚ.right, so⌠i have a question.â
You rolled your eyes as you locked your phone, letting a deep sigh exhale past your lips.
âNo I wonât show you my boobs, and no we canât just hold our periods in like we need to pee.â
His face tilted slightly like a confused dog at your response, brows furrowed slightly and eyes searching for an explanation.
N,no IâŚ.why wonât you show me them? Weâre friendsâŚ..anyway, itâs kinda embarrassing butâŚcan you really feel it like, up here?â
He pointed to the bottom of his rib cage, implying that a dick could reach that far up inside of someone, almost reaching where his diaphragm was. You looked at his hand in astonishment, did he really not know about all the other organs in the wayâŚ.
You opened your mouth to answer, only for Megumi to interrupt.
âDont be a fucking idiot, of course it wouldnt reach that far. Do you not understand basic anatomy or what?â
Both of you turned to face Megumi who was sat on the other side of the room reading a book quietly to himself. His eyes only flicked to Yujis hand then back to the pages as he answered, apparently unfazed by the topic at hand. Yuji sprung himself upright and continued to defend his assumption.
âBut, I was watchingâŚ.something, earlier and she said she could feel it in her ribsâŚâ
âPressure. A vagina isnt that deep or elongated to surpass the other organs inside, plus I doubt the guy was actually THAT big so it was probably just the pressure and the position.â
âButâŚâ
âTrust me. I know everyone that has a vagina is different, but unless he ripped through her cervix and womb and was just fucking into her body cavity, I promise you he wasnât fucking into her ribs.â
You couldnt help the smirk on your face as Megumi gloated about his knowledge of the female body, although every single one of you were virgins.
âMr sex god over here.â Your voice was low and teasing, but still Megumiâs eyes stayed laced onto the book infront of him.
âFuck off, im just not an idiot. I would say itâs common knowledge butâŚâ he gestured towards Yuji and waved his hand in his general direction.
âOkay, ouch. Fine then, if you know everything about womenâs inner workings, how can pornstars fit more than one dick inside them at one time then?â
âBecause vaginas can stretchâŚ.you know women give birth right? Like, a baby can come out of there, so itâs not completely unusual that some can fit multiple things inside i guessâŚ.what kinda stuff do you watch man?â
âFine. What aboutâŚ.can they pee if they have a tampon in? Or do they have to pull it out then pee then put it back in?â
Megumi closed his book, ran his hand down his face and exhaled deeply, turning to face you and Yuji as he slowly flicked his eyes open and crossed one leg over the other.
âRight. So a tampon goes into the opening, not where they pee from. They have a urethra like we do, itâs at the top of the opening, itâs not inside. So yes, they can pee with a tampon inâŚ.shouldnt you be answering these stupid questions y/n?â
âItâs significantly funnier to watch you explain things megsâŚ. What about not getting pregnant if you have sex on your period?â
His face flushed, how this stupid conversation turned into a test on his knowledge of the female body and procreation heâll never knowâŚ
âItâs a misconception. Woman arent more fertile during their period, so itâs not any less likely than before or after ovulation, which usually occurs around 14 days after a period. But again, theres many different factors that need to be taken into account for complete accuracy.â
âImpressive. Hard to believe youâre a virgin, bet youâll be a pro when you finally get the chance to put all your knowledge to the test man!â
Yujis excitement beamed from his face, whilst Megumi remained his usual stoic self.
âKnowledge doesnât mean anything when you have no field experience.â
âBet heâll forget it all once he sees a set of boobs, let alone gets inside someone.â
âFuck off, youâre a virgin too.â
âAnd im not claiming to have written the encyclopaedia on how menâs bodies work.â
âI read, okay? Just because I have basic knowledge on female anatomy doesnât mean im some know-it all. Didnt you learn this stuff in school Yuji?â
âI mean, maybe? I wasnât really paying much attentionâŚ.can you really break your dick? Like, during sex?â He shuddered as he asked, the thought alone terrifying him.
âTechnically you dont break it, but you can fracture it. If you were to completely come out and thrust back in at the wrong angle and cause blunt trauma then yes, it would bend and âsnapâ, but itâs very rare.â
Both you and Yuji winced at the idea, you didnt have a penis but even the thought of that made you cross your legs tightly together.
âIm never having sex.â Yuji muttered quickly to himself, covering his crotch and grimacing at the idea.
Megumi rolled his eyes and turned back towards his book, placing one hand over it ready to continue his reading.
âAny other stupid questions or are we done here?â
âOne more. Do you really think being inlove with someone makes sex better?â
A beat of silence fell between all of you, as Megumi sighed and looked back towards us.
âYes.â
Another beat of silence.
âNo further explanation? No scientific reasoning behind it?â
âI justâŚ.dont you think it would be? Being inlove with someone and getting to be one with themâŚI canât imagine a better feeling. Personally.â
âIf you donât have sex with him y/n i willâŚthat was romantic as shit, Megumi!â
âFuck off. Both of you.â
Your face was flushed, your chest heaving slightly. The idea of sex with Megumi had never once crossed your mind, but now? Itâs all you could think about. God damn you Yuji and youâre impossibly stupid questions.
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