what europeans think will happen when a rig doing 90 hits them bc they thought they're tuff enough to cross a ten lane freeway
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what europeans think will happen when a rig doing 90 hits them bc they thought they're tuff enough to cross a ten lane freeway
Muralist Wyland filed a $25 million lawsuit against FIFA and the owners of a Dallas building where one of his murals was painted over.
The suit, filed on June 1 in the District Court’s Dallas division by Dallas firm Carrington, Coleman, Sloman & Blumenthal, claims that the destruction of the mural, designated as Whaling Wall 82, violates the artist’s rights under the Visual Artists Rights Act of 1990 (VARA). It names as defendants FIFA, the Canadian company Slate Asset Management, which owns the building at 505 N Akard Street where the mural was created, and 3PZ Property Company, which it names as a Slate subsidiary or affiliate and claims owns the building.
“This isn’t just about one mural; it’s about honoring the promise our laws make to artists that their work won’t be altered or destroyed without respect for their rights and their voice,” said Andrea Perez, head of the firm’s art law section.
a curse on fifa for 1,000 years
Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.
If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump
this? you want to walk down this????
please say sike
IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP
footpath
that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing
Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:
This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.
In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.
But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D
tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.
the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.
they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.
(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)
maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths
Why is no one explaining to the europeans that those cars are all going 130 kph and they are American cars so they're on average like 30% bigger that European cars? It's extremely unpleasant walking next to cars going 60 kph, let alone twice that speed. I kinda want to see it happen though because carbrains are apalled by the idea of walking a mile and need to be shown that walking isnt what's unpleasant, it's our can centric design that's the problem
"you can try to mow them down but good luck with that" WHAT? do you think you're impervious to broken bones and ruptured organs? do you think the trucks will shatter around your body as if you're protected by an impervious forcefield?
europeans confirming americans are the greatest minds on earth because we understand the concept of taking action and using resources to solve problems.
don't leave that in the tags
I know, realistically, it's (at least mostly) not the same people, but it's kind of funny how Europeans would be up for joking about how America's super built for cars and "oh, the poor Americans, they can't walk around like we can!" but now have a case of collective amnesia about how unwalkable the country is now that the World Cup's being held here and treating Americans like we're stupid when we try to warn them "no, you won't be able to walk".
someone tell the Europeans who want to walk in the highway for the World Cup that an Uber is cheaper than medical bills
baffles me that they make fun of the american healthcare system then turn around and make plans to walk on major thoroughfares where nobody is following the speed limit and there's no crosswalks
Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him
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Someone say Accidental War Criminal Acquisition sequel?
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Eva Stratt really did bring a nervous shaking dog into a room full of wolves and said everybody clap for him or I’ll blow this whole building up. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her. Captain of the Pathetic Little Guy Club.
it's impressive how you can watch and love a show for years but the media itself can make you hate it beyond reason, on top of the media self destructing with bad writing, shitty retcons, and the online culture surrounding it reinforcing your hate for it
anyway i'm never touching supernatural again and finally gonna just block the tags bc tumblr lets us do that
(this post is definitely about supernatural <3)
guys do i want to play cyberpunk 2077
caved and bought the game. kinda confused ngl
why are there so many children walking around night city unsupervised
jackie i don't like this foreshadowing
JACKIE NOOOOOO
guys do i want to play cyberpunk 2077
caved and bought the game. kinda confused ngl
why are there so many children walking around night city unsupervised
jackie i don't like this foreshadowing
guys do i want to play cyberpunk 2077
caved and bought the game. kinda confused ngl
why are there so many children walking around night city unsupervised