Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap
Origami Around
JBB: An Artblog!
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Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
Peter Solarz
tannertan36
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
Andulka
seen from Italy
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from South Africa
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
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@xvshadow
I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
behind the garage
And that’s the end of that mystery
why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents
Homer is a nuclear engineer
This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…
3D Printed Metal Dice
3D by Osprey Design on Etsy
if u die in pokemon go u die in real life
When you not prepared to get pussy...
Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒
(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)
Me: (Gets a Call from GF)
GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊
Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time.
GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿
Me: oh my god…
GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡
Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕
GF: I’m outside, open the door!
Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)
Homie:
Gf:
Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…
Me: (Opens the door)
Me : Oh My Fuck….
All because i kept my hands to myself…
GF: I just wanna talk babe
Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)
GF: (Busts the door down)
GF: Give me my dick right now
Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)
My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…
Me: Lets get it!
that was a journey
This is a masterpiece xD
Let’s go together!
Nott & Jester Duo
Nott & Jester Nom Nom Nom!
KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS
“You look slow and easy to kill”
Jeremy didn’t come to play
Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
oh fuck you
this is the absolute peak of this meme
rina_takei
“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”
No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat.
Humans, man. They’re fascinating.
