Inspiration and random shit

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

CRISPY GARLIC BUTTER PARMESAN SMASHED POTATOES

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[rosygloomart]

A little fanart for Occtis, he is my instant favorite from c4! Troubled nerd am I right...

[mothsprout]

✷ Falconry Hoods ✷

[pmamtraveller]

By Ellen Jareckie

[blumineck]

Another wild Stephanie Millinger trick shot: shooting arrows with your feet from a human flag!

But at least this time I’m not just copying her: I first did this a few years ago. But can I do it again?

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[fishmechs]

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[dogdeerbones]

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

[wormsermonizer]

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[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

If you're wondering, yes, I've already gotten anon hate over this from people with bad reading comprehension. No, I am not actually telling a cashier at the grocery store about Karl Marx mpreg. The cashier is virtual. Imaginary. Hypothetical. They do not exist.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Adriano Bugnotto

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[foodffs]

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