Welcome to my twisted mind or whatever.

(Pokemon IRL blog, blanket tw for unreality)

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Hey, name's Lucile. Pronouns are she/her. 16 years old. I'm from Kalos. Don't try to get too close to me, it won't end up well for you. I'm a psychic that likes dark types. They keep me in check. I really like Absol in particular, hence the url and icon. I also have a Weaville and APPARENTLY a Banette. I don't plan on catching any more pokemon though.

((OOC Info Under the Cut!))

This blog is SFW, while the mun is an adult, the muse is a minor.

May occasionally be drama stakes.

Pelipper Mail is open! Magic anons I'm a little more selective with, though.

Please be patient with me, as I'm both fairly new to the Pokemon IRL scene and kind of scarce on tumblr these days.

This is a sideblog to my hub @mersonpkmnirl

Rules are subject to change

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Love how we're calling vampires draculas in the same way that we used to call gorgons medusas. Can't wait to start calling my fellow Kalosians AZs.

[charl0ttan]

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

[wishmaker-astra]

DO YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN INDIVIDUAL WHO IS PSYCHIC?

YES

NO

I AM PSYCHIC

UNSURE

Voting ended onJul 12, 2025

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probably

Huh, interesting.

As far as the other two demographics go.

I support disabled pokemon. Why not?

I don't know if misogyny exists among groups of pokemon, but I'm not gonna bash a Spheal that's a woman.

I'm just saying I don't necessarily see the hype behind how they look.

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what about the queer disabled woman spheals

Can Spheals be queer?

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I am a massive hater but I will never diss you for being:

Queer

A person of color

A woman

Disabled

Or anyone whose rights are already up in the air depending on the day

Nah. I'll just call you a nerd or something and call it a day.

With that out of the way, Spheal aren't even that cute.

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So this season of Galar League just ended. Gloria still reigns as champion. Maybe two seasons from now, Bea-tches.

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Absol. Yours specifically.

Sometimes my Absol rummages through the garbage and that's kinda gross tbh.

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I haven't been a little hater in a hot minute

Quick, gimme a species of pokemon and I'll say something mean about it

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Psychic type trainers will act all smart and collected and then send out this no thoughts, head empty pokemon:

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saw a psyduck with a headache earlier today. me too, psyduck. me too.

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why is everything so

[pokemonveterinarian]

Are Absol...

Cats

Dogs

Voting ended onMar 24, 2025

Discuss.

[pokemonveterinarian]

There IS a right answer btw /silly

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I've gotten into this exact same debate with my brother, I can't believe he's winning this time.

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Hmmm I think today I will post some ragebait.

The idea of having a rival is so stupid like. Why would you make a point of having beef with someone.

[uncle-dusknoir]

buongiorno rotumblr. In honor of my reaching a critically improbable number of followers give me your absolute worst takes. so i can decide who gets to stay on this website or not

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I hope nobody ever discovers another Eevee evolution and that scientists agree that there are only 8.

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The story of King Arthur but Excalibur is a Honedge that got stuck in the damn rock.