SEXTA REPVBLICA

18/Venezuela/Andrés

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[rodrickheffeley]

he said just stop being american ♥️

[rodrickheffeley]

things he said: THAT. in a room full of americans. and i respect him.

[tindershwinder]

He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough

[fieldbears]

#what the FUCK#this kind of response is the ENTIRE POINT of this question @techtonicactivity

[galwednesday]

The only possible explanation is that this guy isn’t interested in dating, but is just crowdsourcing the best possible solution to his recent snail-related curse. 

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[catchymemes]

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[pitbull]

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

the correct spideypool dynamic is ryan reynolds’ wade and 40 yr old peter from spiderverse no i do not take criticism

[megaminds-megamilkers]

You’re absolutely right and you should say it

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[whitlockienterprisespresents]

Some of those suspiciously mixed-looking Croatoan tribes-people were even still using the surnames of the Roanoke colonists! The degree to which ‘The Mystery of Roanoke’ is NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY MYSTERIOUS is fucking ridiculous! As an out-and-proud history fucker, I cannot tell you how mad I was when I decided to look into this ~super tantalising mystery~ only to find that it’s so dumb. It’s so dumb, guys.

[thisloveforyourmom]

some of them literally said “we are the descendants of the roanoke colonists”

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case i will behave exactly in the ways you just disproved”

disgusting. please act like a person

[teaboot]

Not to be contrary but breaking laws until one is observed is very much acting like a person

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[foederatio-unio-ven]

What I thought when I first saw the new Tesla

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[inqorporeal]

bard/necromancer multiclass

[michellepsychologist]

💚💜💖

[bdasswarrior]

When I start to lose my faith in humanity, this beautiful post crosses my feed. 😢😊😍

[rawsaucesos]

HUMANS!!!!! ARE NOT SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IF THIS WERE THE RULESET AND NOT “get more money than Them”

[oockitty]

It is the ruleset.  The problem is that the people who want you thinking otherwise are very good at doing so.

[studentlifeproblems]

[foederatio-unio-ven]

nO

[niknak79]

[godandgaming]

Gaming has the power to wholesome-ify a meme format. Change my mind.