Now that's just funny, lmao.
People seeing rumi's character, going
"she is way too much of a Mary sue. Nobody with this particular set of upbringing and circumstances has existed, ever. Yeah, even Y/N is more realistic than this. Remember that one kid on master chef junior? Yeah, I heard she's like, on the great British bake off now? She isn't even British. And then she has a collab with Tony hawk going on an hour after because she's the first person ever to do a flying possum-conundrum quadruple backflip sloppy style no hands no feet no board tailspin with a *tsk*"
"but yeah, that ryu rumi character. Too unrealistic. I mean, who has purple hair these days?"
BAHSGDFHJSDFG CACKLING ABOUT ZOEY BEING "THAT ONE KID" BECAUSE YEAH!!! THAT'S HOW PEOPLE KNOW HER!!! if they don't entirely forget her name only to go "hm idk i feel like maybe i've heard of choi zoey before? we went to school together maybe?"
but of COURSE that's more realistic. because why would a woman with purple hair four idol parents two girlfriends and one pet twink exist. that's IMPOSSIBLE!!! like OHHHH yeah ok sure she can sing and dance and she's super talented and she's a fantastic baker and she can cook and she's really good with people but she's a little shy and humble and down to earth? sure. sure. whatever you say Y/N. sure.
i think if zoey was actually writing and uploading something like this, she would ABSOLUTELY tell rumi and mira and rumi would be reading the comments miserably going ":(( zoey they don't like me why don't they like me :( they're saying i'm not real :(" and mira's having the opposite problem BAHGDFSDHJFG
"zoey they keep calling me a mafia boss CEO. zoey. zoey. Zoey. this comment just says 'dommy mcdommerson'. Zoey. You Can't Be Serious."
zoey's just waving her off going "yeah babe it's because you fit that stereotype but it's okay we all know the truth here" and mira's just muttering "i wouldn't be Mean to you. i don't want to be mean to you. why do they all want me to be mean to you."
rumi can barely get over the fact that the readers are insisting she can't be real and THEN there are commenters saying zoey's characterisation of her parents is wrong and rumi starts freaking out
"THEY'RE SAYING KIMMY'S NOT—THEY'RE SAYING SHE'S IN LOVE WITH—" (gags) "SHE DOESN'T—" (actively throwing up) "SHE WOULDN'T. SHE WOULD NOT. YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM SHE'S NOT LIKE THAT."
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