Master of the wicket

any pronouns, I love clowns I think they're neat

[t00thpasteface]

eyyy slugga whatcha doin? shootin stuff? aw das real cool

[selfindulgentsaccharine]

You can't win with ASPD, because if you mask then you're a liar. If you make an effort to treat people with compassion you're manipulative. If you display symptoms you're either an edgelord or a scary sociopath not worthy of respect.

You'll struggle your entire life with the trauma that caused your disorder while people discredit your experiences, because obviously you're not allowed to feel pain or let anything bother you.

Chasers fetishize your disorder while ableists screech about how you should be locked up, denied basic human rights, or put down. Media that glamorizes your disorder for shock value will make beaucoup bucks while you're unable to find a single therapist willing and able to treat you. Psych literature will state that you're emotionally volatile while onlookers call you cold and incapable of human emotion. Psych literature will state that 50% of people with your diagnosis have a comorbid anxiety disorder, but textbooks will claim people like you are unable to feel fear in an effort to dehumanize you.

Any resources you find will be buried between ten times as many resources for victims of people like you, telling them to run and teaching them how to manipulate you. Even educators will fail to discuss your diagnosis in a practical way because they're too busy name-dropping Bundy and Dahmer. You will be told to fix yourself without any help doing so. You will be told to fix yourself while being told that people like you are beyond saving. Other abuse survivors will tell you to not interact with them, so you'll make your own spaces and then they'll follow you into your own spaces to harass you.

People armchair diagnose politicians, cops, and abusers with your disorder as an explanation for their bigotry and cruelty. People armchair diagnose CEOs with your disorder to prove that you have some kind of unfair advantage over everyone else in society. They'll write articles about it for clicks and clout and everyone in the comments section will vent about their ex.

If you complain about any of it they'll accuse you of gaslighting and proving their point - that you're a terrible person who's not a person at all.

[xxclownmeatxx]

How I'll look like using she/her pronouns

[xxclownmeatxx]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls want to take testosterone

[xxclownmeatxx]

Dude I got a binder as a commodity, I don't really have dysphoria so it wasn't a necessity but now that I have it I wanting people to perceive me as a guy but like all good, I'm happy

[hidefdoritos]

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

[xxclownmeatxx]

I was a "joy to be in class" but I got shit grades because I was too focused on my own thoughts instead of the class. I exist inside my own world in my brain :]

[randomyeeker]

the autistic struggle of trying to say “please stop talking to me I don’t have the brain power to continue this conversation” without actually saying it

[xxclownmeatxx]

I need help how much should I charge for commissions on this style

[atomiclight]

 eyes & eyebrows set by atomiclight  <3

~ BGC; hq textures; compatible with color slider; not allowed for randoms; all frames ~

✮ eyes (facepaint category!) dl

✩ eyebrows dl

[xxclownmeatxx]

I wanna eat eat gypsum powder so bad

[xxclownmeatxx]

SAD OLD CLOWN I LOVE YOU

Don't worry! He's in good care, he's just a sad clown breed!

[syn4k]

hi twitter! fun fact about tumblr: we love and support cisgender heteromantic asexuals and cisgender heterosexual aromantics because we believe they are just as much as part of the queer community as our hetero transsexual brethren! :D have a nice stay <3

[xxclownmeatxx]

If I see any aphobe on here I will kick their knees

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

More info on my situation.

I do not know where exactly I am in Alaska. I just woke up here. I’m somewhere isolated in an underground bunker. I heard one of the (admittedly very attractive)(I’m heterosexual) men in heavy armor say something about barbed wire, so I’m assuming it’s surrounded by that.  

I’m in a cell. They say they’re a company, they refuse to give me any more information. They told me I’m a “sinner”, but not in the sexy Catholic MILF way, just like, a sinner way. Since my head randomly became a clock on fire a bit ago (it’s still ticking down to when the Mario movie releases) they said I’m an “abnormality” and “not fit for human society” or some shit, but they’d love me to join their ranks. 

I am a Wal-mart phone worker who works from home. I’m very loyal to Wal-mart. I do not want to sign up for these people. 

Anyway this cell isn’t, like, terrible. It’s just cold as shit. They give me internet access. I really want to read, but all they give me are Seekers (Erin Hunter) books. I’ve reread the entire goddamn series at least six times by now. I just want to read a physical book again that isn’t about these fucking bears. No games allowed, I managed to sneak Coolmath Games in there during my computer time once but they found out and disabled it. So other than Tumblr, my only entertainment are those books about bears and I’m tired. 

They said that if my clock head goes away, they’ll keep me under surveillance for a few weeks then let me back into the general population. Unfortunately it’s still on fire, ticking down to the Mario movie, and not stopping. 

I cannot message my sexy friend or his ok mom (who I am attracted to since I’m straight and I love MILFs). This is very distressing to me as I am a knight who fights alongside my sexy friend (Prince of Oregon) all for his mother (Queen of Oregon) + women everywhere (I am a feminist).

I am plotting my escape.

[xxclownmeatxx]

Evil mario I'll be rooting for you

[snowylynxx]

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

[e-v-roslyn]

If you see them, block them. And move on.

[xxclownmeatxx]

Attention twitter fiends

Now that your here we have to establish some rules

1. No one knows of tumblr

2. Do not mention tumblr to non-tumblrees

3. Do not tell someone to get a tumblr

4. When someone tags "instant reblog" you HAVE to instantly reblog the post

5. Don't make a "FUCKYEA!" page unless it doesn't exist

6. Don't do follower trains, THIS IS NOT TWITTER

7. DO NOT CONNECT TUMBLR TO TWITTER OF FACEBOOK

8. Rule #7 is a PRIME EXAMPLE TOWARDS RULE #1 and 2 and 3

9. Ranting is just a way of saying shit you wouldn't say anywhere else

10. ALL MEMES ARE ACCEPTABLE HERE

11. Don't be a sissy. Post your thoughts here. Cause no one is gonna get you down here

12. NUDES ARE TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE HERE

13. Tumblr is not a porn site. NO FAPPING

14. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES DOESN'T MEAN THEY WILL BE REBLOGGED

15. EVERYONE ARE FRIENDS ON TUMBLR

16. NEVER FOLLOW TUMBLR STAFF

17. IF YOUR POST GETS ON THE RADAR YOU ARE INSTANTLY GOD OF TUMBLR...for the day

18. ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES ON TUMBLR

19. DON'T ASK PEOPLE TO FOLLOW YOU. You earn followers

20. THIS IS AN INSTANT REBLOG

[xxclownmeatxx]

When kids are afraid of clowns it breaks my heart, imagine being happy to entertain and make kids and adults happy, it's your passion and love seeing the smile on peoples faces, but instead they are afraid of you, they fear your cartoony makeup and cheerful personally. It's so sad

[xxclownmeatxx]

I LOVE WHITEFACE CLOWNS THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY