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Ask & RP blog for a blended AU Soundwave / mutuals only / read rules / 18+

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OOC ;; Hi, I'm Rae - I used to run the blog Silentstalker (which is still active but under some repairs) and for the moment will be more active over here! This Soundwave is a blend of TFP, Cyberverse, and Earthspark with a bit of background lore stolen from IDW and G1. Please read my rules and about, and check out the art credit page to see refs of this Soundwave with the artist tagged and credited. Feel free to shoot me a message and give me a follow to get to know this batty Soundwave! rules

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....he could bite someone right about now....

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@wcrkerbee via

....he may have misjudged how tall Bumblebee really is. Anyway, he'll try to not look too amused about it and instead pat the scout's head.

" - Its not my fault - you're - tiny and adorable - you know. - "

[wcrkerbee]

"No, it's not," he vocalizes in a series of gritted brp-brp-brps, reaching up to swat that pat away. The same servo then extends to grab the edges of some collar plating, tugging Soundwave more down to his level proper, if he can.

"Maybe not being able to match it is a skill issue, though. I thought bats were supposed to be tiny and adorable too?"

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Soundwave bends willingly, resting his hands on Bumblebee's waist - this is easier to do without the other 15 feet of height he normally has.

" - Maybe I'm - a monster bat - here to - ravage and ruin - you~ - " Might he still a nip or two while this close? The little scout just makes him want to tease and fluster him.

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"PINNED" //Accidentally from Cosmos :)

It happens faster than Soundwave could react - maybe Cosmos tripped, or maybe he startled the green mech or - it didn't matter.

What did matter was that he was pinned against the wall. Cosmos's weight alone could pin the batmech, and it wasn't like he was struggling to get away. In fact, actually, Soundwave pushed up and against the weight on his lanky frame, scarred mouth twisted into a mischievous grin.

" - Cosmos - you only needed to ask - to put your - hands on me. - So bold of you~. - "

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF FLIRTING ♡ *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

what did you think after our first kiss?

what did i do to deserve you?

what are you craving right now?

i can't stop thinking about you.

you can't do that and expect me not to kiss you!

i never believed in true love until i met you.

sometimes i can't get enough of you.

my days get brighter when i think of you.

don't get mad if i fall asleep on you.

will you be mine?

you make my head spin and my knees shake.

i like it when we hold hands.

i want to grow old with you.

how do i look in your shirt?

that was really adorable.

let's skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.

i've been thinking about you all morning.

what did you think of our first date?

i could stare into your eyes forever.

come here. let me hold you for a while.

sorry, i got lost in your eyes. can you say that again?

i love your laugh.

i had a dream about you last night.

i want to spend the rest of my life by your side.

are you in the mood to have some fun?

how much skin is too much skin to show on our date tonight?

can i take you on a date?

do that again. that was really cute.

was it good for you?

you're really hot. just thought you should know.

how can you resist this face?

want to be my little spoon?

nobody understands me like you do.

i'm trying to flirt with you, but clearly it's not working.

you're so cute.

you don't know what you do to me.

i don't know what i'd do without you.

when can i see you again?

my bed smells like you.

i hope you feel the same way.

how about we take this to the bedroom?

you drive me crazy.

are you wearing my shirt? it looks good on you.

let me give you a nice, long massage.

you mean a lot to me.

you're pretty irresistable.

have you been flirting this whole time?

i thought about your smile today.

why don't you come sit with me? there's plenty of room.

it's okay if you fall asleep on me.

stay close to me.

you make everything brighter.

it's you. it's only ever going to be you.

you're cute when you blush.

i don't want to share you with anyone.

i wish i could wake up next to you every morning.

you make it hard to focus.

hey, i'm not the one with the cute smile! you are!

want to try that again?

you are my whole world.

i miss the taste of your kiss.

want to make them jealous?

i was counting down the minutes until i saw you.

you're my favorite type of distraction.

i think i'm addicted to you.

don't worry, i make a great pillow.

you're a great hugger.

you make all my dreams come true.

i can't stop thinking about last night.

i never want to know a world without you.

ever since i met you... i haven't stopped thinking about you.

you're more than enough.

let me get a good look at you.

i love everything about you.

you're a very special person.

you have amazing hands.

i promise you a weekend you'll never forget.

i have something special planned for tonight.

you're cute when you get like that.

oh no. not the puppy dog pout. you know i can't resist that.

i saw this and thought of you, so i had to get it.

[uniiicornmemes]

On anon or not, tell me what YOUR headcanons for my muse are.

[catchameme]

Send "PINNED" for your muse to pin mine against a wall.

You [ the sender ] can include context as to whether or not it is done out of anger, as a threat, sexual tension, playfulness, etc.. or else let the receiver decide! Send "PINNED + reverse" for your muse to be pinned by mine instead!

[qvotable]

Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured?

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Soundwave has found a replacement for the alt mode Ratbat once forced upon him. Something new - still a sound system of sorts, but new. A piece of him never touched by the senator.

A jukebox might seem...odd, in modern times, but he doesn't much care. It makes his smallest root mode a bit more streamlined, a bit more neon in some posts, and now a part of his chest in all three roots is glass and see through; not that it matters. An extra layer of armor over that, and it'll only be visible if he removes it. His deployers require a different method of docking, of course, but they don't seem to mind much either.

It'll be nice, to finally shed that final piece of when he'd been less than a free mech.

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When will his free time come back from the war.

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“You. Do you also want waffle fries.” She’s taking a tally of how many servings to make. It will probably end up being ‘all of them’.

You know what? Yes. Yes he does want waffle fries. Extra crispy, please.

[qvotable]

I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Beautiful and Damned

[herzspalter]

Rodimus visits the medbay every day to deliver more jokes he thinks are new and witty but actually aren’t. 

Please forgive the awful gif quality that destroyed some colors :( It looks better in full view!

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👋 [@risevp]

Soundwave snaps at the hand that pats his helm - but his teeth don't close on the other mech. Not right away.

Is that a Megatron?

......it is, isn't it.

He'll bite the offending hand all the harder, in that case.

[in-character-memes]

Send 👋 to pat my muse's head

Send 👋 + reverse for my muse to pat your muse's head //disclaimer: ask might be deleted if my muse wouldn't pat yours

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"....who are you and why the fuck are you in my room ship?"

Soundwave has no good answer for that question, if he's honest. He just looks around, attempting to think of an excuse. Ah, yes, there's one.

" - Followed a cat. - "

Throw his deployer under the bus! Ravage absolutely makes an offended noise about this from behind Soundwave's legs.

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@wcrkerbee via

....he may have misjudged how tall Bumblebee really is. Anyway, he'll try to not look too amused about it and instead pat the scout's head.

" - Its not my fault - you're - tiny and adorable - you know. - "