i kind of forgot that i had a generic fandom account… thank god, i needed somewhere to be annoying af about wicked: for good bc bluesky is boring af.
Cosmic Funnies

JVL
AnasAbdin

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Kiana Khansmith
NASA

Janaina Medeiros
🪼
No title available
Today's Document
ojovivo
will byers stan first human second

Discoholic 🪩

⁂
No title available
Claire Keane

titsay
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Origami Around
Game of Thrones Daily

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Norway

seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from T1
seen from United States
@xxlonelybones
i kind of forgot that i had a generic fandom account… thank god, i needed somewhere to be annoying af about wicked: for good bc bluesky is boring af.
The Twilight Zone - Season 2 Episode 28 (1961) “Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?”
finding that i really love romance novels where the heroine is like, “woe is me, i’m one and twenty and an old maid. no one will ever love me with my horse face and unfashionably large arse.” and the hero is just like, “by jove! i must make that beautiful decrepit horse with such a fat arse my wife!”
binged the first four bridgerton books and... the amount of times i said out loud, "kill that man with a gun," was pretty high. obviously... it was mostly jokingly up until colin's book when... i did start to mean it.
sorry i can’t watch that thing you recommended bc i’m really tired and i don’t have the emotional energy to pretend to like it for you if i turn it on and i don’t like it…
i’ll probably like it, but just the fact that i might not and i’ll have to find a way not to accidentally be a bitch is going to be a whole thing…
so, yeah, i can’t watch that thing bc i made up a scenario in my head.
bc you’re my friend and i see that you like the thing and i don’t want to take that from you by being like, “omggg that was sooo cute,” and like… ruin your day. bc that would probably ruin my day.
i need to get my yearly law and order svu shipping thoughts out now that i’m exiting the barba era and entering the stone era on my svu rewatch…
i know bensler is endgame for svu bc the writers blew up cathy in a car bomb to get that woman out of the way so those two cops could finally fuck, but also…
ugh… i hate getting the urge to write bc i know im not going to do it. i’m too tired by the time i get a half decent outline started.
are they really still describing tits as being like a size G on a 100 lb woman in romantasy novels? i feel like most of the straight on romance novels i’ve read in the last ten years or so just describe them as “pert” or give a range of tit sizes if it’s in a series with multiple protagonists.
i feel like i see a lot of “pert” tits, but not a lot of huge honk-a honk-a awoogah tits… granted, i do drop books if i can’t stand the main character’s personality in the first few chapters, so i might just not be getting to the huge tit epidemic. if an author can’t write a compelling mc, i guess i shouldn’t be surprised if they’re describing their characters like enoby dark’ness dementia raven way.
idk i just see a lot of memes about y/n or generic romantasy heroine having huge honkers and it’s like, “are they still writing like that??”
going into a comment section on a cynthia erivo appreciation post only to have a dozen comments about jessica vosk is annoying af. jessica’s very talented, but it’s so weird that it happens on any tiktok enjoying cynthia’s elphaba. “check out jessica vosk if you want to hear a really powerful performance—” like cynthia’s defying gravity didn’t make me weep in my car two weeks ago. jfc.
ANGEL // 2.21 "Through the Looking Glass"
Mia Goth in Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West
“i wike starkid’s twisted more than wicked.”
okay? 2013 called and asked if you wanted a cookie, you special little snowflake.
sorry i was bitchy here. i forgot to eat. twisted is good.
i can’t believe you’ve asked me to run an errand on thanksgiving eve when i have a little headache. i’ll do it, but i’m going to be kind of bitchy about it.
“i wike starkid’s twisted more than wicked.”
okay? 2013 called and asked if you wanted a cookie, you special little snowflake.
“elphaba is so evil for stealing galinda’s fiance.”
she didn’t even love him, and she got her revenge. sure, when she suggested using nessarose to lure out elphaba she didn’t think it was going to end in a house flattening the governor of munchkinland.
but… she still knew they were going to do something that would, in theory, result in the capture of elphaba.
so, her suggestion of luring out elphaba with putting her sister in danger ends (at least in her mind) at least three deaths (nessa, fiyero, and eventually elphaba). which at the end of the movie, is her punishment.
the wicked’s lives are lonely.
what she did was spiteful. elphaba never went to fiyero asking him to leave. she didn’t think he even wanted her. and galinda was too blinded by her own desire to have her fairy tale ending to see the blatant signs that fiyero wasn’t in love with her.
galinda never even asked fiyero if he wanted to marry her, she just discussed it with the head of the fascist state of oz and then put him on the spot. in front of a crowd of people. and with the help of the press secretary. mind you, the press secretary who’s been using the image of her best friend to frighten the citizens of oz into submission. there are propaganda pamphlets flying out the windows of the emerald city and posters everywhere warning about “the green menace” or whatever.
also, she has animals helping her on her wedding day, but they aren’t speaking. she’s talking to herself that entire scene, so even behind closed doors it’s not like she’s secretly supporting animals. she’s just more than happy to take advantage of their labor.
like, boohoo, a stampede ruined her wedding. free those birds and little foxes from her closet.
galinda isn’t stupid, she’s just turns away from whatever she doesn’t want to see. she was passively there, letting things happen just so she could stay in proximity to power. and she barely had any power. really, the concept of her beauty and charm was just being used by morrible as a contrast to elphaba to make her look scarier and eviler.
she tells elphaba that she “knows how to talk to the wizard.” does she? everything is still bad. the animals are fleeing oz, their travel is being restricted, their speech is being restricted, they are being forced to preform labor. i cannot imagine she’s said a thing that’s reached that man or morrible that’s resulted in any sort of change that doesn’t also benefit her in some way.
anyways… that’s why she ends up alone in the end. when she decides to change, it’s too late. and everything she has participated in is so much worse than “omg, elphaba stole her man!”
elphaba’s greatest crimes were not saying no when fiyero says he’s going with her… and kidnapping a child who, to be fair, was coming to her castle to kill her and stole her sister’s shoes. and, to be fair, saving boq when she knew that book was going to pull some weird shit. hindsight is 20/20. she had good intentions, but still.
and i’m not a galinda hater. actually, i love her character arc. i’m kind of concerned that… some people are missing the point of it. love galinda, mourn with galinda, but first… know galinda and respect galinda.
granted, i’m also just very, very annoying and overthink everything.
lowkey… pairing the spares to justify your ship is just playing barbies with extra steps. like… have their canon love interest go away to antarctica for all i care if it’ll save me from reading the most forced relationship put to page.
if you can’t convince me that your ship can’t be together unless the canon love interest is with someone else (or randomly evil, that’s also a very funny but annoying choice)… maybe your ship isn’t that solid… which is fine. enjoy whatever you want. just send their love interest on a journey into the ocean in the billionaire soup can or have them die in a fiery explosion. idk man. i just hate pairing the spares unless there’s legitimately something there.
but main love interest and nameless henchperson number 4 might really love each other, who am i to judge?
it’s almost reassuring that the art community is the same as it was when i was a kid. just a bunch of tweens and teens and unstable adults who can barely draw bullying other tweens and teens that can barely draw.
“if they didn’t want critiques they shouldn’t have posted,” and the critique is just that their art looks bad. and for some reason the “critique” is coming from a 25 y/o who also can’t draw. and probably says something along the lines, “ummm… it’s not bad anatomy, it’s a stylization choice.” nah, man. you’re still chicken scratching and the arms are different lengths. leave those kids alooone.
istg that corner of the internet is just mean teens and unstable adults who are so insecure in themselves that they have to go and tear someone down. if you can’t afford therapy, you can at least journal— i should take my own advice why am i typing this out