Im Squidward🐙🔥🐙

Live life like you live your dreams… See fit for no nightmares in any source where you end up in pain or depressed . Only you can change your life and with the person that you love <3

[atraversso]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[4estchild]

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

[ruinedchildhood]

[omni-fella]

This is the content I get on tumblr for

[jassiev-deactivated20210602]

AFRO PUNK GIRLS 😍

[nealashitposts]

If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this

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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible.  Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming.  Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away.  What the fuck they  gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not.  Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word. 

Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again. 

[wemblingfool]

If it’s a kid, and only the kid has seen you, act horrified that you’ve been found.

Beg them to keep you a secret, and give them the jewel/coin in exchange.

[aureliaborealis]

i swear to god ultra rich people are so fucking boring with their mansions and yachts. ThiS is what i wanna see in the world. Where are the superheroes? The masquerade balls? WHO is gonna invent real farie wings that let you fly??

[ohhhhhhhboyyyyyy]

[nero-neptune]

[marqweabyss]

Crazy thing about it now is… i think it actually IS the law now in a few states. Something was just passed recently or there were attempts to make it law citizens can’t disrespect officers and if they do they get fined.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[sugarmint-dreams]

cats tribute~  /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\

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my shop

[ullathynell]

Ulla Thynell photography

[skiinny-witch]

@mayexplode

i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you

[femalepopculture]

TINASHE Schon! #40 Issue // 2021 photographed by Jonny Marlow

[femalepopculture]

BILLIE EILISH British Vogue // 2021 photographed by Craig McDean

[micahulrichdraws]

Fly me to the moon.

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

Serena Williams at the 2011 Espy’s

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody (1998)

[arirna]

[just--space]

Eye on the Milky Way : Have you ever had stars in your eyes? It appears that the eye on the left does, and moreover it appears to be gazing at even more stars. The featured 27-frame mosaic was taken last July from Ojas de Salar in the Atacama Desert of Chile. The eye is actually a small lagoon captured reflecting the dark night sky as the Milky Way Galaxy arched overhead. The seemingly smooth band of the Milky Way is really composed of billions of stars, but decorated with filaments of light-absorbing dust and red-glowing nebulas. Additionally, both Jupiter (slightly left the galactic arch) and Saturn (slightly to the right) are visible. The lights of small towns dot the unusual vertical horizon. The rocky terrain around the lagoon appears to some more like the surface of Mars than our Earth. via NASA

[justiceleague]

Superman meets Alfred in Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)