a world of OSHA violations

[australiansanta]

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

[creolesasuke]

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

[sillyjimjam]

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

[jalapeepo]

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

[zuzusexytiems]

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

[possibly-cursed-salesman]

Europeans be like

Colonize, colonize, colonize, act gay, colonize, fight each other, colonize, colonize

[tolovaj-escaped-deactivated2025]

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

[olessan]

time for crab

[turbro]

I’m just trying to clean up my hard drive what is this bullshit

[jasper-rolls]

loadbearing silver the hedgehog jpeg

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[malinchristersson]

The difference between an easy model and a complicated one.

Heliocentrism and geocentrism

[amishsicario]

good example of how the more messy and complicated answers are sometimes the right ones

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

Are you saying the sun and planets orbit the earth?

[marxistprincess]

Thousand year old debates still echo in this website

[puppygirlpanic]

geocentrists be like “gee i wonder why the sun’s orbit is the only circular one”

[psilocervidae]

Okay I feel like y'all should know that the original replier is very openly a troll/parody blog

[professorsparklepants]

I think "outfit repeater" has got to be the most pathetic insult I've ever heard. Like, do you think I'm gonna throw out my clothes as soon as I wear them? The clothes I like? That I look good in?

[unbfacts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People would like cops more if the press told us how many lives they’ve saved and not just the mistakes they’ve made.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

“People would like cops more if the press lied about them” yeah that’s a normal thing to say

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

[amazoogle]

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[strohsylvia]

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

[luvtonique]

No like, tits

[gilded-dragons]

This?

[luvtonique]

No like, hooters

[silverscreeny]

[a-daks]

obsessed with this guy

[opendirectories]

[coolfrogdad]

what would you do if we kissed under the CRT OSHA hazard 🌈 😳

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Things can just be Hazzards, you don’t always don’t have bring OSHA into this

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

this is so fucking hilarious i cannot believe this is real i am SCREAMING

[attibar]

My mind just got blown way later than it should’ve

“He’s actually The Walls CCC liason”

As dumb as this sounds, I had no idea that The CCC and The Wall actually worked together, like it’s canon. I saw it in fanfics and fanart, but I thought it was just a headcanon. I mean it makes sense considering how the two factions act towards threats. Just holy shit that explains so many things.

- How The Wall got its hands on such advanced technology like laser spears.

- Why Dimitri had Henry thrown into the complex even in routes where he got pardoned for his crimes, The CCC probably wanted Henry contained due to the chaos he causes.

- Why there’s no CCC choice at all in FTC.

- Why The Wall is able to function at all when you think about it. It’s located in Canada, yet it’s chock full of human rights violations, yet is still able to stay open despite this.

- It also explains why some people are in there that don’t seem to belong, like Frosty and Mark Emu. It’s possible that The CCC is using The Wall as a secondary containment facility.

[give-ginoza-some-bread-and-sleep]

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