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i would tell josef creep that im trans and he would get so so excited because in all his years as a serial killer he's never killed a trans person before! what are the odds, right? he'd tell me not to worry - he's not going to kill me BECAUSE im trans ("im actually bisexual myself 💕😁"), but he is soo excited and to take this step toward inclusion within his victim pool. he says that it was an honour to spend this time with me and promises to learn as much as he can about the trans community just before he swings an axe into my face, killing me instantly. he then puts a little pride flag sticker on my murder tape and spends the afternoon listening to ethel cain while polishing his axe.

robot-socks

Creep on! It’s Friday! Don’t forget to have a good day!

alemanriq

Project mail harry but gib them cat

meburgers

rocky looking at his poor malnourished pet alien and saying “is anyone gonna get him fat?”

trucarta

Ok so I just watched Ted Lasso for the first time guess who's my favorite character

squeebo

Got really high yesterday and had to doodle my thoughts

eedweiz

Adrian is here!! 🥳🎉

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower