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[xxxnpcxxx]

If there’s one thing we’re suckers for it’s a sweet treat

[juicedpeachy]

do u think Shang Qinghua has done coke

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[sqbr]

Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[xxxnpcxxx]

Is anything better than reading wangxian angst fics on the reliable Japanese train system?

[xxxnpcxxx]

ART MUSEUM DATE. I haven’t really been able to take them out and about bc I get shy sometimes but I had a friend with me this time to supervise their date 🙂‍↕️

[xxxnpcxxx]

I wanna put all my doll pics in one place. I always take them and then idk what to do with them. This was con though featuring special guest, Chu Wanning ✨

[xxxnpcxxx]

Taking him to concerts has been peak. 10/10 recommend bringing doll children

[xxxnpcxxx]

Sheets

Did you know it was easier to fold the sheets with another person?

Both people grabbing a corner and stepping closer

Like a dance, hands coming together

grab, pull, step, slide

I think maybe I remember a time like that

Distant

Memories of a mother intertwined with my own life

Overshadowed by all the times I’ve done it alone since

Sliding hand across the corners, stretched apart like I’m waiting for a hug

Then they come together, nothing in my grasp

So I just keep folding

I try to remember, I try to pretend there’s someone on the other side of that sheet waiting for me to step closer

But no one wants to dance with me

Is this poetry? Likely not but oh well

[xxxnpcxxx]

Fuck the American education system

You taught me how to write this letter

With every class I take

Another one on rhetoric? Sure I’ll make sure I’m not late

Pathos, ethos, logos

I hear it all the time

Another class on rhetoric I’m sure this is fine

I put my faith In you

On my dollar, on my dime

But here I address this letter to you

Nasty fucking slime

Signed by yours truly

Loosing all my sanity because of your crimes

Fuck phoenix university. Fingers crossed I find a good lawyer soon

[xxxnpcxxx]

Was it a bug?

My skins swelling up and itchy

I see lumps everywhere

There’s one there’s two there’s three there’s four

I’m beginning to despair

My hearts beating faster

A tightness in my lungs

A queasiness in my stomach

The bugs are on the run

I feel one here

No it’s there!

Quick it’s on my spine!

So I slap

I itch

And I scream

Won’t you please help me? The bugs everywhere

Ty OCD, you’re a bitch for giving me stress hives

[xxxnpcxxx]

It’s been raining almost every day for two weeks, thankfully they’re prepared 🫡

[raineofthedragons]

Welcome to danmei! We have:

- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish

- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years

- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide

- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide

- Luo Binghe

- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil

- And more!

[mysterious-blood-pyramid]

I love that Luo Binghe is his own category!

[bumblebeetunas]

mermay ft. FENGQING!!

[xxxnpcxxx]

“Giving my cramps to Shen Quingqui/Hua Cheng/etc”

No bitch, do my rhetoric homework

[xxxnpcxxx]

Hello world

[natalieironside]

If you go to the park at 3 in the morning the cops make a whole production out of it but what the fuck else am I supposed to do at 3 in the morning?

[natalieironside]

"What are you doing out so late?" I'm enjoying the beauty of God's creation in this park what I pay for with my damn taxes, you stupid pig. Mind your business. You're blocking my stars.

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman