[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[pngblog]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[mefkuud]

[loveridden1999]

[tall]

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[casenpai]

You’re never too old to collect figures.

You’re never too old to be in a fandom.

You’re never too old to play video games.

You’re never too old to listen to music.

You’re never too old to enjoy things.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies