I'm sorta not creative

Hello i'm Alex and i am "super cool". i am currently 30YRS old and i am so tired. i'm always tired.

[ysolt]

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

[bruzum]

[02decay]

Christmas Eve, 2006

[yurucamp]

seaweed

[rarerotic-deactivated20180205]

[maja-paja]

[sandmandaddy69]

[erosofthepen]

me serving cuntlery

[erosofthepen]

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[mossmosss]

[unknown-mel]

oh benny boy its so over for you

this is my courier six, luz. tried to emulate one of these 50s pulp fiction covers. did i manage??

[apdistractions]

Seong Ryul

[segamascott]

[cosmonautroger]

Brooke DiDonato

[sadocanine]

pay attention to me or suffer my whines

[zegalba]

Simone Rocha autumn/winter 2023

[onenicebugperday]

Captive adult male giant Asian mantis, Hierodula pulchripes, Mantidae

Via fruit_ghost on Reddit; posted with permission!

[galaxywarp]