Just A little Middle Earth

random thoughts i generate about middle earth

[dogpuppy]

[erosofthepen]

why is this in the tags

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[anabunu]

Someone calm Baratheon down! He’s scaring the knights!

[keyfili]

PETER CLAFFEY as SER DUNCAN THE TALL A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms S1.E6 "The Morrow"

[avantegarda]

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

[hamletthedane]

Average Silmarillion fan:

[nuclear-landz]

I like Bofur cause he has beautiful kind soulful eyes

[nuclear-landz]

I like that trope that Kili isn’t very attractive in dwarf society cause he’s slender and has no beard… Anyway Kili stop bothering your uncle he’s got bigger things to worry about

[dragon-n3rd]

i do wonder if dwalin ever had any kind of survivors guilt with the fact that out of the four dwarves to go up in that group to ravenhill he was the only one who lived

[m0rab3za]

My favorite hobbit character is actually the troll that repeatedly says “YOU WOT?!”

[mooneyedmoth]

Teen Gimli forever mad that he wasn't old enough to go on the quest

[oneheadtoanother]

[catgirlwheels]

Squart

[coldcrashpictures]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[erosofthepen]

I saw Perry the Platypus.

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[erosofthepen]

dont know how but me and all my coworkers started talking about which character from the hobbit and lotr we would fuck and it was amazing. answers ranked by delivery, most okay to slayest:

1) “i would do sam. he’s dependable.”

2) “who are we talking about i’ve never watched lord of the rings”

3) “THORIN. OAKENSHIELD.”

4) “you know morgoth’s dragon? like the really big one? i forgot his name”

“that would be ancalagon the black. the one who literally crushed a whole ass mountain range when he died”-my answer.

“i want him.”

(glory glory what a hell of a way to die)

i said kili bcs obv

[erosofthepen]

guys im literally in a long term relationship with number 4 now. he asked for my ring size.

[lord-westley]

HE ASKED FOR YOUR RING SIZE ?!?

[erosofthepen]

yes and he said that I was the eowyn to his faramir. I'll update this again if he proposes

[erosofthepen]

dont know how but me and all my coworkers started talking about which character from the hobbit and lotr we would fuck and it was amazing. answers ranked by delivery, most okay to slayest:

1) “i would do sam. he’s dependable.”

2) “who are we talking about i’ve never watched lord of the rings”

3) “THORIN. OAKENSHIELD.”

4) “you know morgoth’s dragon? like the really big one? i forgot his name”

“that would be ancalagon the black. the one who literally crushed a whole ass mountain range when he died”-my answer.

“i want him.”

(glory glory what a hell of a way to die)

i said kili bcs obv

[erosofthepen]

guys im literally in a long term relationship with number 4 now. he asked for my ring size.

[mrkida-art]

Yavanna Kementári