Just A little Middle Earth

random thoughts i generate about middle earth

[fyroup]

I didn't think this had to be said but if you romantically ship Fili and Kili you are absolutely disgusting I don't even want to see you nor for you to interact with my page you incestuous psycho

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[azetac]

I’m considering scheduling a reblog of this for so far into the future it pranks future me. Unsure if good idea or not

[erosofthepen]

ive been thinking a lot about my oc for the hobbit so now you guys get to know her a bit too as I ramble

Clove and Balin have the best fun uncle niece relationship out there. everyone puts balin into a grandpa archetype, but to Clove, he’s the uncle who went behind Dwalins back and entered her into (northern) Bree’s Young Blood’s goat racing tourney when Dwalin was away escorting merchants through Rhun. Balin is the fun uncle who set off fireworks with her during every firefest that the dwarves have, even when her Da’ said no. Balin is the uncle who would slip her ale and whiskey (even if she didnt like it, she would pretend too) at the family functions.

Balin is exactly the cheeky kind of man who understands that pebbles always need some sort of mischievous freedom, to balance out the need for teenage rebellion.

Clove will always go to her Uncle for advice first, especially if she needs some sort of advice on how to get out of trouble.

Cant wait to write more for her story on AO3

[erosofthepen]

in the tolkien fandom u have to be rlly careful when u talk abt the silmarillion bcs like if i just say “oh yeah i read it” ill get bombarded with comments of ppl talking abt heracarthanician or cilibrieous and shit when in actuality i retained absolutely none of the information in the book. like bro. i know there was a demigoddess a dog an oath some gods and a great but tragic red haired warrior elf but thats it, please stop asking about my opinion of the high elf fucksilor in the 46th chapter and how his character that only appeared in one paragraph changed the entire course of the book. i dont know these things

[bbuggs]

dis and her babies

[little-cereal-draws]

It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol

[bluebirdwrykes]

She would've left him in that hole

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[cupidofcaravaggio]

another one thank you

[justarandomart]

when your dad calls you by your full government name

kinda based off this post

[dogpuppy]

[erosofthepen]

why is this in the tags

[dogpuppy]

[anabunu]

Someone calm Baratheon down! He’s scaring the knights!

[keyfili]

PETER CLAFFEY as SER DUNCAN THE TALL A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms S1.E6 "The Morrow"

[avantegarda]

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

[hamletthedane]

Average Silmarillion fan:

[nuclear-landz]

I like Bofur cause he has beautiful kind soulful eyes

[nuclear-landz]

I like that trope that Kili isn’t very attractive in dwarf society cause he’s slender and has no beard… Anyway Kili stop bothering your uncle he’s got bigger things to worry about