got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
#reminds me of playing violence disc in school
Well now what is violence disc.
we would look for people playing frisbee, wait for them to miss catching it, then all five or six of us would tackle the fallen frisbee for possession.
as soon as you get your hands on it you throw it as hard as possible as quickly as possible, likely colliding with the other tacklers, where it is thrown again and again until it escapes the huddle and is recovered by the frisbee’s true owner
Yeah that would be violence disc alright
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting
smirking bastard with grievous grin
Mongolia via PallasDav
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I've never drawn in the pokemon style, but I had to, no control
my nothing
I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.
Behold, my collection
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
fuckin HUGE ciggie wtf
similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car
REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU at me i will HONK HONK if you get any closer U HAVE TO HONK IF if you WILL IF I HONK myself WANT honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK
do not. let out a “mrrow of amusement” to my husband.