Juni - she/her - 25

so don't close those eyes when you sing / don't you know people like me are watching you

[formlab]

Shifting Tides, Anton Elfilter

[b0nkcreat]

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[coyoteguuurl]

jobjob from an employer with huge payroll

[aistobascistod]

Catechism : My mollusc ate my homework :: Sadomasochism : My mollussadoma so my homework

[aistobascistod]

:: How much is my bad analogy blog improving your life : My mollushow mu y bad analogy blog improving your life my homework

[oldmanontumbler]

Favorite dinosaur?

:)

A few years ago, unprompted, my best friend sent this message in our Discord.

Dutifully, we asked him, and

That is how we became acquainted with zby:

For the rest of the day, we changed our server nicknames to "zby," renamed our custom emojis "zby" and "zby1," "zby2," and so on, and tried (in vain) to convince the rest of our friends to become zby with us.

"Zby" has stuck as our nickname for him. If I refer to my bestie online, I call him "zby" or "my zby." If you wanted to know more about this bizarre, elusive specimen, you'd find him on my blog under "zby tag."

What started as a silly dinosaur with a 3-letter name is now shorthand for one of the people dearest in this world to me.

So zby will forevermore be my favourite dinosaur.

[frierenburger]

why does food in ghibli movies always look so gooood 😫

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[wonderful-emoji]

[kata4a]

higgledy piggledy (phoning this in) I'd prefer to be able to read people's thoughts;

maybe I'll learn from a parapsychologist how to untangle those cognitive knots

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[fluff-e-boy]

If she gets turned on when I call her a snake, she’s Kira

[fluff-e-boy]

Immediate aftermath

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare