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welcome to my twisted mind very old blog! dont scroll back to far for my sake 😬 i been on here

i have also changed my handle everywhere!! it was time 😚 ill always be aoba-hime in my heart but it was time to let her go

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#em posting 2.0 #its time for a new pinned post 💖

zinesbycee

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

#im nodding dilly. dill-ly

anishenanigans

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

gewska

I had a dream about Melinoe having an identity crisis over her feelings towards Nemesis and Moros that felt like an anime opening and had Chappell Roan’s song playing in the background, this is one of the scenes that I remember👀

#hades

mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

angerydome

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

solo-wing-alex

hr-rep

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

#hr

dawn-in-the--adan

covers of the yellow wallpaper by charlotte perkins gilman pt. 1

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thestuffedalligator

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

somethingusefulfromflorida

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

somethingusefulfromflorida

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

inthefallofasparrow

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

koth-harvest-final

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

parkchanwoohoo

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it