[fuks]

*when the drugs kick in and you’re focusing on not dying*

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[alecstasy]

why do i relate to these clouds

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[vansgoghs-blog]

mom: GO CLEAN YOUR  ROOM!

me: 

[luxurygoldgodessssss]

[takakiishimaru-blog]

[gold]

the feeling you get when you remember summer eventually will end and you have to go back to school 

[taco-bell-rey]

[nintendette]

Can I have a source???

[lapraslazuliii-blog]

the mirror 

[sarcarstic]

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

[rockruff]

2002 vs 2014

[moocyst]

[pinsir]

[ladypaperette]

[amoying]

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%