Sitting. Waiting. Praying.

As of now, I have nothing to say. I'll keep you posted though.

[sobeitjayt]

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when you accidentally make conversation with a person that think they “Woke”

[juggernautsunion-deactivated201]

LUJWNDKFOCI

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

OH MY GOD

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

CTFU 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[hotepiscancelled-deactivated202]

his expression oh my goddd

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[thoughtsof-r]

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

[notoriouslynay]

Super human

[kingrudegyalchina]

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

[weareblackroyalty-blog]

[isaacthursday]

God bless these kids😍😍😍

[benuecongo916-deactivated201911]

bless his heart

[tingznstuff]

awwww

why you do this to me eh.

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Decrease your height lol

[alovesogentle]

Another one that went off

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[thatsthat24]

How to Wash Your Clothes 👔

[roamingcatholics]

[death-by-lulz]

me at my high school reunion

[community-gardens]

I have a girl kink

[community-gardens]

I think it’s hot when women

[thetrippytrip]

Viral Deer-Feeding Teen Kelvin Peña Creates Everybody Eats Foundation to Help Feed Families

While most people would have taken that 15 minutes of fame to capitalize and make some money for themselves, Kelvin did the exact opposite, he used his newfound notoriety to help others. That all came to a head this Thanksgiving when Kelvin and his Everybody Eats Foundation came together to provide 120 turkeys to churches and food pantries and over 30 thanksgiving meals to needy families.

“Gaining all of these eyes on me made me realize I can make an even bigger impact on this world. And that nothing makes me happier than helping people.”

News the media doesn’t want you to hear.. This makes me want to cry, dude got internet famous and then fed the homeless. This is real as fuck!

[twinking]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

I just accidentally invented a new idiom, maybe?

“Licking a tree & hoping for maple syrup.” 

aka “A attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success, & a high probability of it proving merely futile & faintly unpleasant’

[nudibranchparty]

I can support this as a turn of phrase.

[xzaktrevenge]

I bet this will be a hit in Canada

[weloveshortvideos]

when you gotta save the homie from the roast 

[tubesock]

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[mxxn-kitten-deactivated20180722]

Who is this man

[kingkhufu94]

Hes back lmao

[chleopatraapaige]

is this Dwayne Wade

[dabeatnik]

Saaaaaaaaaaaaved BY THE FUNK!!!

[seemeerun]

What?! 😂

[bittiest]

I love this man 😩😂

[wheresyourpippinnowbitch-deacti]

Harry Styles showing his passion for Chipotle out here on Instagram.

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb