whuh

i like a lot of stuff

[vividciggy]

Paul portrait because I love them

[only-alter-idem]

palamedes ONLY swears when camilla’s in trouble. my guy literally said “the feaces hits the fan” instead of the phrase “shit hits the fan” to avoid swearing. he’s always so composed. but camilla got hurt ONCE and he started yelling every swear word known to man and shaking like some sort of feral animal oh god

[exoticoyster]

Gideon the Ninth: uuu murder mystery, surprisingly tragic

Harrow the Ninth:

My reading experience so far

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: camilla understands me because her necromancer is overbearing too

camilla: i owe palamedes five bucks, these bitches ARE in love

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all the other guests: omg don’t turn around but that creepy Ninth nun who took a vow of silence is right behind you! she beat magnus in a sword fight in five seconds. i made eye contact with her yesterday eeek she’s got so much wisdom hidden in those eyes

gideon, wandering around in circles: what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going on where is harrow where is haRROW WHERE IS HARROW

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: i hate harrow because she doesn’t treat me like a human being

gideon when harrow tries to treat her like a human being: woah woah woah, stop this! you’re going to make the readers think we’re gay for each other. do you have brain damage.

[wolfycoffee]

[only-alter-idem]

straight people: i love you.

gay people: strike me down. you’ve won. i’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows i deserve to die at your hand. you are my only friend. i am undone without you.

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

ianthe: harry can't POSSIBLY love you, nav; she lobotomized herself to forget about you! to love is to remember!

not five pages earlier: gideon waxing poetic about how harrow tenderly wrapped gideon's sunglasses (that harrow allegedly hated btw) and sealed them tightly in an envelope for eight months on the OFF CHANCE gideon came back in some way shape or form

gideon: yeah seems legit. i mean she didn't even seem happy when i died for her so like.

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[granadolis]

"He said, I wanted to make you the most beautiful body I could think of." "I am a hideousness."

[musdswo]

this is about how it's sort of implied that they wash clothes entirely by hand on the houses (using constructs) which means camilla saw a washing machine for the first time ever on new rho

[nananna065]

I’ll resurrect you at the cost of my entire future but maybe that’s casual

[greatsilverini]

Home

[fatedfragment]

your necromancer? yeah i made her palm sized. sorry!

thank you once again to @crochet-the-ninth for your wonderful patterns!! so excited to make gideon next and round out my set <3 i never thought i could make crochet dolls before, but it’s safe to say i’m addicted :)

[immortalbeingthatiam]

The Locked Tomb in an image

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[1nterspace-2]

A quick illustration of my favorite lesbian space necromancer <3