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being 17 is terrifying. you could be summoned to caanan house with your only friend and undo yourself without her at any time. watch out.

#tlt #the locked tomb #em.txt #griddlehark #tlt spoilers technically but also not really #guess who’s back on her bullshit again! (rereading tlt. again).

runasulienadanika

Dulcinea was a dead wife but without a montage (obviously).

Palamedes was a dead wife. the wifest of all. i will not elaborate.

Gideon could've been an amazing dead wife except that *someone* didn't let her.

Alecto is a dead wife but instead of a cute montage there are horrible terrible nightmares.

Harrow isn't a dead wife, what are you talking about? the thing that's playing? that's just uhh a dead friend montage. regular dead necromancer montage. definitely not a wife, don't be silly hahah.

light-camera-bitch-smile

“We were just friends” harrow says, all the while going through a hazy rose-coloured montage involving Gideon’s arms, smile, and her being, quote, “dappled in shadow, breaking promises”, unquote.

And that’s without going through the whole “they are for real married” thing

#I mean Gideon is technically a dead wife #they are married #like they are technically wholeass married to one another #so #tlt #the locked tomb

brenshor

It's been a good superhero movie year not gonna lie

mgs5

#protestilaus abdoma #the locked tomb #tlt

trigona-necrophaga

I think it’s time for me to visit my good friend Bunbury who lives in the countryside

#the importance of being earnest

mydarkestnights

i wanna transport you to somewhere the culture's clever

#‘oh golly gee my good mutual Jim posted I wonder what the tags sa—‘#clavicular is gay btw #<- oh!#okay!#sure!#I mean like #I’m there with you but #also ignore the fact that I haven’t responded to ur dm shhhhhhhh #mydarkestnights #jimotheigh <3

kristina100000

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

#I’m in cottage country rn and I just KNOW the Canada Day bullshit will be incessant #we’ve already had a firework show like two days ago #its gonna be so loud

laterkiss

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)

#griddlehark #the locked tomb #tlt

boeingx32

fun fact it's so much more fun when you enjoy skaters from every nation and just appreciate their art rather than being obsessed with one federation's skaters and refusing to admit that anyone else is decent

#figure skating #the thing is like when ppl get on the Russians asses abt them being self centered rn it’s like yeah that’s kinda a byproduct of the culture #but also I think most federations do this #the big ones at least

had a dream last night that she started speaking to me again and we were friends and everything was back to normal

#third time this has happened since she broke us off #ughhh #I only realized it was a dream like an hour after I woke up too #🫩#em.txt #her