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being 17 is terrifying. you could be summoned to caanan house with your only friend and undo yourself without her at any time. watch out.

#tlt #the locked tomb #em.txt #griddlehark #tlt spoilers technically but also not really #guess who’s back on her bullshit again! (rereading tlt. again).

post-troy-stress-disorder

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

shakespeare-guy-anon

my stack of programmes is ever bountiful

maxxie-or-smth

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

#griddlehark #feat. the eightfold word #the locked tomb #tlt

And then God spake, and the words that he spake were

“sayonara you weaboo shits”

#the locked tomb #tlt #john gaius #nona the ninth #ntn #no okay because I know he’s joking here or whatever but like #there’s also a kernel of legit self promotion there #like I do think there’s a part of him that does genuinely believe he created a utopia #which like #????#dude????#half the houses don’t have proper reproductive support??#and they’re the ones you AREN’T trying to massacre via settler colonialism???#diva????????#his psyche fascinates me #and I do mean that negatively

hotguyshawkeye

the weather during taylor swift’s wedding x taylor swift lyrics!

#after the storm something was born on the 4th of July #taylor swift

loveridden1999

runasulienadanika

awwww, look! it's my final straw❤️

#tlt #the locked tomb #the mysterious study of doctor sex #palamedes sextus #camilla hect

runasulienadanika

Camilla is the only tlt character that can say things like this about herself and i'll believe her

#my stoic queen #my favourite part of dr. sex is when Palamedes is like shaking her being like ’you’re a genius cam!! you are incredible!!’#and cam is like #okay #sure #okay but why #my stoic logical queen who has to be sedated when separated from her codependent second cousin 🥰#tlt #the locked tomb #the mysterious study of doctor sex #camilla hect

postergirlfornothing

trigona-necrophaga

Hi my name is Tamsyn Muir. I love the word “beheld” and I also really like when pauses are pregnant.

#I love when I get familiar enough with an authors writing that I can start to recognize their conventions #tlt #the locked tomb #and #tamsyn muir #i guess

John Gaius circa the Mithraeum:

#‘are you and Augustine the First speaking again?????’#‘come harrow let me admit to you my nuclear genocide over some nice tea’#the locked tomb #tlt #john gaius #sighhhh #oh john #mine

runasulienadanika

Dulcinea was a dead wife but without a montage (obviously).

Palamedes was a dead wife. the wifest of all. i will not elaborate.

Gideon could've been an amazing dead wife except that *someone* didn't let her.

Alecto is a dead wife but instead of a cute montage there are horrible terrible nightmares.

Harrow isn't a dead wife, what are you talking about? the thing that's playing? that's just uhh a dead friend montage. regular dead necromancer montage. definitely not a wife, don't be silly hahah.

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“We were just friends” harrow says, all the while going through a hazy rose-coloured montage involving Gideon’s arms, smile, and her being, quote, “dappled in shadow, breaking promises”, unquote.

And that’s without going through the whole “they are for real married” thing

#I mean Gideon is technically a dead wife #they are married #like they are technically wholeass married to one another #so #tlt #the locked tomb