overthehill,offthescene

NSFW. And all the usual caveats.

[duke212]

[captainredtush-deactivated20170]

Give me one good reason I should wait till we get home, young man!

[skl1201]

[ya2hoo3]

source: under18goaway

[ya2hoo3]

Reading this menu is slow torture for anyone who has had dysphagia for 4 years...

[ya2hoo3]

   ...said that social (sic) mememememedia types tend to be “self-centered and anti-social".

    WTF?!?!! That old dude is, like, um, so, I mean, so totally, y'know, like, um,anyways...(continued on the Moon)

[veralsi-spanks]

[heelsspank]

[sorebotty]

[mrredbush]

Many times as a teen I was in this position over my mother’s lap ! Result one sorry teen, one very sore bottom, bawling my eyes out & sent to bed !

[ya2hoo3]

Red hair + red nails = a red butt.

[ya2hoo3]

When you were in grade school, you'd sometimes get spanked by a middle-aged woman; something you'd pay a lot for now that you're middle-aged.

   Emo Philips

[ya2hoo3]

[ya2hoo3]

“Detention Study Hall is full of guys like you!”

[mytopsandbottoms]

[ya2hoo3]

(...I can't believe I fell for that old “Your shoelace is untied" gag...)

[ya2hoo3]

Gotcha!!!

[ya2hoo3]

[ya2hoo3]

“I'm going to drink your blood -- hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

[ya2hoo3]

[ya2hoo3]

[ya2hoo3]