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@yaaassica
hi tumblr! my name’s jessica, aka yaaassica! feel free to ask me any questions you guys have! just don’t be a weirdo about it, kay? 💫
[ooc: this is technically my primary blog, so all follows will be from this account.]
[ooc: mun is 18!!]
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Stupid Morty thinks he can get together with you if he listens to a FUCKING CRYSTAL. I have no idea what he sees in you but it'd be pretty funny if his plan was somehow ruined just by me talking to you.
Wait, just to be clear, you ARE H-401, right?
… a crystal? how does a rock tell someone what to do? and i don’t think so, if i remember correctly, i overheard the morty that i know talking to his rick, and he said that “C-131” is the code for the world- er.. universe, that we live in.
The crystal SHOWS how you're gonna die. I'm not gonna go too deep into the whole situation in case your timeline is different.
Not gonna lie, I just couldn't help but be pissed.
i’ve never heard of a crystal that was able to do something like that.. also, what exactly is your job, that morty letting himself be controlled by a crystal interferes with it so much?
He's not exactly being CONTROLLED moreso...stupidly following.
The Rick in my dimension died and my job is to get Morty to bring him back.
i see.. so, you’re having a hard time getting morty to bring him back, because he’s too busy stupidly following a rock that tells people how they’re going to die, because he’s trying to date me? does that mean i’m the cause of his death or i’m there when he dies or something?
I don't know! I'm not a mind reader! I'm just a hologram that's forced to deal with this bullshit!
okay, jesus- well, i’m sorry that morty is blinded by his weird and unusual obsession with me which i noticed is a common pattern among morties based on the conversations i’ve had with other ricks, and i hope you’re able to bring yourself back to life soon
I'M NOT- Ugh...
All things considered, you seem like an alright kid I guess...
thanks, hologram rick.
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Stupid Morty thinks he can get together with you if he listens to a FUCKING CRYSTAL. I have no idea what he sees in you but it'd be pretty funny if his plan was somehow ruined just by me talking to you.
Wait, just to be clear, you ARE H-401, right?
… a crystal? how does a rock tell someone what to do? and i don’t think so, if i remember correctly, i overheard the morty that i know talking to his rick, and he said that “C-131” is the code for the world- er.. universe, that we live in.
The crystal SHOWS how you're gonna die. I'm not gonna go too deep into the whole situation in case your timeline is different.
Not gonna lie, I just couldn't help but be pissed.
i’ve never heard of a crystal that was able to do something like that.. also, what exactly is your job, that morty letting himself be controlled by a crystal interferes with it so much?
He's not exactly being CONTROLLED moreso...stupidly following.
The Rick in my dimension died and my job is to get Morty to bring him back.
i see.. so, you’re having a hard time getting morty to bring him back, because he’s too busy stupidly following a rock that tells people how they’re going to die, because he’s trying to date me? does that mean i’m the cause of his death or i’m there when he dies or something?
I don't know! I'm not a mind reader! I'm just a hologram that's forced to deal with this bullshit!
okay, jesus- well, i’m sorry that morty is blinded by his weird and unusual obsession with me which i noticed is a common pattern among morties based on the conversations i’ve had with other ricks, and i hope you’re able to bring yourself back to life soon
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Stupid Morty thinks he can get together with you if he listens to a FUCKING CRYSTAL. I have no idea what he sees in you but it'd be pretty funny if his plan was somehow ruined just by me talking to you.
Wait, just to be clear, you ARE H-401, right?
… a crystal? how does a rock tell someone what to do? and i don’t think so, if i remember correctly, i overheard the morty that i know talking to his rick, and he said that “C-131” is the code for the world- er.. universe, that we live in.
The crystal SHOWS how you're gonna die. I'm not gonna go too deep into the whole situation in case your timeline is different.
Not gonna lie, I just couldn't help but be pissed.
i’ve never heard of a crystal that was able to do something like that.. also, what exactly is your job, that morty letting himself be controlled by a crystal interferes with it so much?
He's not exactly being CONTROLLED moreso...stupidly following.
The Rick in my dimension died and my job is to get Morty to bring him back.
i see.. so, you’re having a hard time getting morty to bring him back, because he’s too busy stupidly following a rock that tells people how they’re going to die, because he’s trying to date me? does that mean i’m the cause of his death or i’m there when he dies or something?
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Stupid Morty thinks he can get together with you if he listens to a FUCKING CRYSTAL. I have no idea what he sees in you but it'd be pretty funny if his plan was somehow ruined just by me talking to you.
Wait, just to be clear, you ARE H-401, right?
… a crystal? how does a rock tell someone what to do? and i don’t think so, if i remember correctly, i overheard the morty that i know talking to his rick, and he said that “C-131” is the code for the world- er.. universe, that we live in.
The crystal SHOWS how you're gonna die. I'm not gonna go too deep into the whole situation in case your timeline is different.
Not gonna lie, I just couldn't help but be pissed.
i’ve never heard of a crystal that was able to do something like that.. also, what exactly is your job, that morty letting himself be controlled by a crystal interferes with it so much?
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Stupid Morty thinks he can get together with you if he listens to a FUCKING CRYSTAL. I have no idea what he sees in you but it'd be pretty funny if his plan was somehow ruined just by me talking to you.
Wait, just to be clear, you ARE H-401, right?
… a crystal? how does a rock tell someone what to do? and i don’t think so, if i remember correctly, i overheard the morty that i know talking to his rick, and he said that “C-131” is the code for the world- er.. universe, that we live in.
I hope you realize how much worse you've made my job.
- @clone-ur-rick
how? what did i do-
Ugh...
Morty says hi.
- @stick-rick
tell him i said hello!!
You're different from Jessica from my universe. Interesting.
different how? what’s she like?
Let's put it this way: She is more crippled by science and less passionate about people. Anyway, you look attractive.
wow.. uh, thank you!
You're different from Jessica from my universe. Interesting.
different how? what’s she like?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTY I KNOW THE LITTLE DUMBASS HAS A THING FOR YOU FOR SOME REASON
- @t0x1cr1ck
jesus- i don’t know where morty is! what morty are you even talking about? i’ve seen like, a thousand different versions of him!
HOW ABOUT A GREEN LITTLE SHIT??? SWEATS TOXINS EVERYWHERE??? DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP???
uhm.. no, i haven’t seen a morty like that yet
YOU LYING BITCH THERE'S NO WAY YOU HAVEN'T MORTY NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT YOU
jeez, you don’t have to be such a dick! it’s not my fault your morty doesn’t shut up about me!
YEAH BUT YOU'RE A PRETTY OBVIOUS LEAD SO YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK THE LITTLE DUMBASS IS RIGHT NOW
i don’t know, i swear to god! jesus christ just chill out!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTY I KNOW THE LITTLE DUMBASS HAS A THING FOR YOU FOR SOME REASON
- @t0x1cr1ck
jesus- i don’t know where morty is! what morty are you even talking about? i’ve seen like, a thousand different versions of him!
HOW ABOUT A GREEN LITTLE SHIT??? SWEATS TOXINS EVERYWHERE??? DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP???
uhm.. no, i haven’t seen a morty like that yet
YOU LYING BITCH THERE'S NO WAY YOU HAVEN'T MORTY NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT YOU
jeez, you don’t have to be such a dick! it’s not my fault your morty doesn’t shut up about me!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTY I KNOW THE LITTLE DUMBASS HAS A THING FOR YOU FOR SOME REASON
- @t0x1cr1ck
jesus- i don’t know where morty is! what morty are you even talking about? i’ve seen like, a thousand different versions of him!
HOW ABOUT A GREEN LITTLE SHIT??? SWEATS TOXINS EVERYWHERE??? DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP???
uhm.. no, i haven’t seen a morty like that yet
WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTY I KNOW THE LITTLE DUMBASS HAS A THING FOR YOU FOR SOME REASON
- @t0x1cr1ck
jesus- i don’t know where morty is! what morty are you even talking about? i’ve seen like, a thousand different versions of him!
i don’t know why, but recently i noticed that whenever i accidentally knock something over, it falls like, *really* slowly, kinda like slow motion. but then if i touch it, it falls normally again?
i hope everyone has an amazing day today! 💫
H-hey Jessica! C-could I offer you a can of Morty O's? Haha f-free of change!
- @getgetyourmortyos
Morty O’s? are they like regular spaghettios or something?
Yeah! haha s-something like that
uhhh, sure! why not?
