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[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

I shouldn;t be laughing this hard

[barbdunkelman]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN.

[bobbybobbertbobbertson]

it was either this song or yes’ roundabout

[yahoonewsandothershenanigans]

Since the election is going so well, here is my cat being stupid. I Wanted to get a video of her chasing her tail but instead...

[flowri]

[methedras]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[starsinew-deactivated20211107]

when everything is sweet and you have everything going for you but then there’s ur old mate mental illness approaching like

[alexander]

[soundtrack-to-the-soul-deactiva]

Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[yahoonewsandothershenanigans]

FUCK YOU

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

[avant-bard-deactivated20190304]

“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

[etherslide-deactivated20181207]

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

[weicheidarling-deactivated20240]

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[raccoonfootproductions]

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

[didyouknowmagic]

Nothing can top this lol

[believe-in-117]

Spartans Never Walk Alone

I have not seen this on tumblr yet and I believe it needs to be seen by everyone…

Waypoint Blog Post

BY JOSHINGTONSTATE - 4 HOURS AGO

Last month we learned about a community member’s tragic loss. Adam (aka thecrzedspartan) and his wife Rebecca lost their daughters Trinity and Lena when their lives were claimed by an electrical fire in their family home. As a father, I can only imagine the heartache and pain caused by this loss. In the days following the tragedy, it was inspiring to see the Halo community come together to support Adam and Rebecca in a variety of ways.

In honor of Adam’s family and his daughters, Trinity and Lena, we’ve created the Spartans Never Walk Alone pack. This pack contains the True Light emblem, which is named after the first initial of each of his daughters’ names, and is the first animated emblem to come to Halo 5. All players will receive this pack as part of this month’s free update.

As well we have included a special feature in our new Arena map, Torque. As players look up and scan the stars above, the names Trinity and Lena will be visible in the night sky. These are but small gestures meant to honor Adam’s daughters, ensuring that their memories are always close at hand within the universe he loves.

/Josh

This gesture by 343 is immeasurable, and while no gesture will ever be enough to lessen the grief felt by Rebecca and Adam, their daughters will always be remembered by anyone who looks to the stars above Torque.

I believe it is our duty as Spartans to show our support as a community of friends and fellow soldiers by wearing this emblem with pride in Lena and Trinity’s memory.

I know I will.

/Fred (A.K.A Believe-in-117)

[marisatomay]

Perks of Being a Jedi

you get a nice ass robe which is good for sticking your hands in the sleeves when ur cold and for shrugging off dramatically so people know ur gonna fight them

no more pesky emotions getting in the way

get to go swish woosh with ur glow sword

[yahoonewsandothershenanigans]

PERKS OF BEING A SITH LORD

* you get hella minions

*Get a sick new name and the title ‘Darth’

*Crazy cool intership rogram

*Zap Mother Fuckers.

*Excellent outlet for all your negative emotions

*get to go swish woosh with ur glow sword

[thedarkiplier]

This is literally the best fucking thing I have ever seen

[sunflowernebulae-deactivated201]

if I stop reblogging this assume that I’ve died

[elhofferdesign]

ok. I made a long-form version of Jean Ralphio’s amazing tale of clubs, ladies, dancing, police, and more. 

BB8 is technically homeless. Here is his tale. 

[jenmyers]

This has absolutely made my day.

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