𝖝𝖔𝖝𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖕 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

[yalehqgossip]

𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖉 - A whole tragedy - I accidentally deleted all of the messages in my inbox. Too bad they all asked me for opinions on the same three people. Come flood my inbox with some tea or at least something that will make me interested. What I can promise you is that if you ask me for an opinion it better be on a situation or else it’s going right into my trash can.

[yalehqgossip]

Someone who you think could be a real shit stirrer?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ I’m hoping some of these new girls on the block can turn the pot upside down. I’d put my money on Carter, Daphne, Aletta, Ophelia & Valentina. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖉 - Me bored off my ass with these questions that just have a single name in them. Send me some tea before I start making some up myself. Bring me your conspiracy theories, gossip && ask me some juicy questions!

[yalehqgossip]

got any ships?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ no. you’re all boring me to death. send some tea in, something, anything, i’m dry as fuck over here. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

ryan

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ she’s a little piece of dynamite isn’t she? bloody hell, i would take her out for dinner and invite her back to cuddle even. she’s so adorable. seems messy, kind of like a helpless marilyn monroe. all beauty, no brains, lots of baggage.  ❞

[yalehqgossip]

Who do you ship penny with?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ penny needs to be around for me to care who she is seen with. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

why is theo hot asf tho?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ it’s the long hair, there’s no other reason why.  ❞

[yalehqgossip]

who do you ship christian with?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ someone go fuck this lazy eyed, airpod wearing, weird ass behaving kid and let me know if it’s worth trying to find him a match. otherwise, i ship him with his pocket vibrator. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

are there any rules about sleeping with someone in your frat/strat?? if so I'm pretty sure most of pi tau need to be kicked out

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ is this a real question? are you new here, or just new to how college in general works, especially greek life? just because we’re smarter than someone at brown doesn’t mean we aren’t horny pieces of shit. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

jacky

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ Usually I think the ‘poor me multiple men are interested in me, wah wah’ card is really boring and Jacky honestly proves my point. Girl, there’s no shame in the hoe game, just own it it’s 2019 for God’s sake. She’s giving me some real Daddy Issues energy.  ❞

[yalehqgossip]

Vincenzo?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ gay. loud & annoying. pretty much summed up by himself and he’s given me no reason to think other wise. small dick energy, ya feel? are his parents alumni, how else did his dumb ass get into Yale? ❞

[yalehqgossip]

noelle

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ boring, very beautiful, but far too boring. let’s meet up at a party and hang out sometime and you can show me what you’re made of. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

okay who do you ship with the resident moody librarian, lysander?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ How to Kill the Vibe in 2 words - have the phrase ‘moody librarian’ in front of your name as a description. Lysander gives me major freak energy. Like I feel he is into some 50 Shades Darker shit. Therefore, my ship for him is yet to be determined. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

joey

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ he’s so far up tyler’s ass that i can’t give you a real response. maybe he should branch out and talk to other people and stop being such a weirdo. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

mitchell

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ kind of ugly, not entirely sure how i feel about him. something seems off, like he has a secret that isn’t out yet. like he might suck dick for cocaine but also help a grandmother walk across the street with her groceries. he’s a mixture.  ❞

[yalehqgossip]

can we send you a name and you tell us who you'd ship them with?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ absolutely, in fact, send me your opinions or secrets or crushes on people and we’ll post them since i know none of you greek freaks have the balls to do it with your chest. ❞

[yalehqgossip]

who do you find to be the phoniest people here?

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 - ❝ chandler, there’s no way she’s that happy all the time. ❞