beautifoo

emily / 20 / main @bavarianqueen

[theocseason4]

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

[coast-modern]

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*

[sail-to-live]

Why would you visit a nuclear disaster area?

[theocseason4]

because i’m a girlboss

[moved-to-lumnch]

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

[sunriseofflutes-deactivated2021]

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

[thecryptkeeper]

i know im not the only one that’s been inpulsively buying stuff during these trying times what have y’all bought

[mapsontheweb]

Where do they call it Hurricane, Typhoon and Cyclone?

[garbage-empress]

HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A

Water usually too cold for storms to form

[sdghfdssfhkghdgf]

Zuhair Murad - Haute Couture (Fall/Winter 2018/2019)

[besitodulce-deactivated20220227]

flower arrangement 🧿 (x, x)

[ellehena]

[aldatildik-deactivated20210118]

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[procne]

what is a student. a miserable little pile of emails.

[exeggcute]

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies

[virtual-trash-adult]

Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout

[soloikismos]

i think if a car alarm has been going off for more than 30 seconds it should be legal to shoot that car with a gun as many times as you want

[tealesbian]

all I do now is take pictures of the citrus in my apartment 🍊

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[imaginedsoldier]

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